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OF ALL AGES...COUNT SNEAKYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14367090847525917503noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436418526242474731.post-88902621939125210992013-04-07T15:06:00.001-04:002013-04-07T15:06:12.333-04:00<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><b>Life is mostly froth and bubble,</b></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>ADAM LINDSAY GORDON</b></span><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">2. Breaking bad habits can...put your</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">life back together again.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">3. If you know all the answers...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">4. Some people won't turn over </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">a new leaf...until they've all</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">fallen from all the trees.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">5. A sign of wisdom is...the ability</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">to understand other's</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">6. The purpose of politics is...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">to close open minds.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">7. In the long run...our faults</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">8. Take the day off...Turn your</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">9. When you become effective...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">so will your raise.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">10. In today's economy...one can</span></i></b></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">1. If you don't have a lot going</span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">2. An optimist is someone who</span></b></i></div>
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<i><b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">resents the fact that you are</span></b></i></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">1. Worry is the fear of having too</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">2. "Don't worry," is usually said by </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">3. The only thing you can achieve</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">4. The best thing you can do behind</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">6. It's true that women like simple</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">7. Robbing Peter to pay Paul means...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">9. Some people just read self-help</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">10. Keep up the good work... Be an</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"All writers are vain, selfish, and lazy, and at </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">the very bottom of their motives there </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">lies a mystery."</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">GEORGE ORWELL</span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> <b><i>"Writing every book is a purge; at the end of it </i></b></span><b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">one is empty."</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"I type in one place, But I write all over</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"Writing is so difficult that I often feel that </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">writers, having had their Hell on earth, </span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">will escape all punishment hereafter."</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> JESSAMYN WEST</span></i></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">"I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly,</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"> a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound;</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">If I can remember any of the damn things."</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">DOROTHY PARKER</span></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">1. If people drive you up the wall...</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">take along a brush and a can of paint,</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">and paint the room.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">2. Society is divided into two classes...</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">those who clip coupons and those </span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">who don't.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">3. Don't make your acts of kindness </span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">randomly...make them consistently.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">4. Confrontation should teach you</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">more than it does the confrontee.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">5. Listen, listen, listen... this is the</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">only requirement to gain...wisdom.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">6. I</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: large;">f we set aside our stubborness and</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">pride...we won't stumble over them. </span></i></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>7. Impatience is the submarine that </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>torpedoes... our best laid plans.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>8. Someone who continues to think </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>the same way, over and over...</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>is called a man.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>9. Impatience is the submarine that </i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>torpedoes...our best laid plans.</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>10. Our best laid plans become mine</i></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>fields...that require our complete</i></b></span><br />
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<b style="font-style: italic;">THE WORST OF STURDLEY SHINGLEHAMMER...</b></div>
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<b><i>World's Worst Living Poet...</i></b></div>
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<b><i>GRAY SCALE</i></b></div>
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<b><i>The population of Hell is graying 's true,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>Both clientele, demons, and fiends, too.</i></b></div>
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<b><i>To keep them all warm</i></b></div>
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<b><i>They've introduced reform,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>and turned the heat up to 262.</i></b></div>
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<b><i>A Sc</i></b><b><i>ientist and a Capuchin,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>sat down to discuss Evolution.</i></b></div>
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<b><i>But they found,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>They weren't sound,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>OFFICE MELTDOWN</i></b></div>
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<b><i>Harry the clerk went beserk,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>After too much paperwork.</i></b></div>
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<b><i>After they led him away,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>He had this to say,</i></b></div>
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<b><i>"I'd rather do basketwork!"</i></b><br />
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<b><i>"I love talking about nothing. Its the only thing </i></b><br />
<b><i>I know anything about."</i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: xx-small;">EARL OF ROSCOMMON (1633?-1685)</span></i></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: xx-small;">NOTE: Recently a reader e-mailed me requesting a copy of the beautiful Victorian etching of the cat and books shown above. I have tried to reach </span></b><b><span style="font-size: xx-small;">her with a copy of it several times and each time it is returned by Yahoo </span></b><b><span style="font-size: xx-small;">with the note that no such account exists. If you will please get back with me I will be happy to try again. Count Sneaky.</span></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">1. Show me the rule that politics</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">...has to make sense.</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">2. It's not who you know...it's</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"> who you know, that knows.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">3. Turning trifles into truffles</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">...is an art form.</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">4. Ignorance is no excuse...</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">but it beats whatever is in</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"> second place.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">5. You are what you eat...</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">You are a giant pickle.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">6. Genius simplifies...ordinary </span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">minds complicate things.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">7. Inner beauty trumps outer</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"> beauty...in the game of life.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">8. Courtesy is the key to most</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">hearts and doors.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">9. The rate of interest ... makes </span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">love a great investment.</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">10. From a fool's lips to yours...</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">Do not look...do not leap.</span></i></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">PLACIDLY </span>amid the noise and the haste,</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly. and listen </b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>story. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>be cynical at love-for in the face of all aridity and disenchant-</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>ment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel </b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>of the years, gracefully surrendering the the things of youth.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Nuture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline,</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b> unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God,</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>whatever you conceive him to be, and whatever your labors</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>dreams, it is still a beautiful world.</b></span><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">1. Prevention is free...but</span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i>2. Few things in life are as misu</i></b></span><b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>nderstood...</i></b></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">3. To insure a happy marriage</span></i></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Wakes the brain.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Welcome to the</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Both feet</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Hit the floor</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">And stumble</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">To the bathroom door.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"> Out there, it's</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Burn the toast</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Off your leg.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b>Push the pedal</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b>To the floor.</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b>Grab the cell phone</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b>It's a quarter to nine</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b>Out of gas</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b>Too will pass.</b></span><br />
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<b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">1. You're not to old to stay in the game...if you remember the rules.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">2. The trouble with dream homes is... that they turn into nightmares.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">4. Rising expectations match...receeding hairlines.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">5. Stupidity...rarely triggers conscience.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">6. Now that you have tried all seven deadly sins...have you settled on one.</span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"I'm stirring...I'm stirring.." </span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">1. The only thing you get for nothing...</span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>is oxygen.</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>2. Before you jump down someone's</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>3. Being conceited means... you're doing</i></b></span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i> </i></b></span><b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>something right.</i></b></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">4. If you jump at a conclusion...</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">make sure it's still there first.</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">5. Remember sports build character...</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">not to mention stadiums, fields,</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">arenas, rinks, and gyms,</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">6. What a bear does in the woods...</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">7. In life as in politics...thinking is an option; feelings rule.</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">8. Dial your brain...to happy.</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">9. Support your local psychiatrist...</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">get into therapy now.</span></i></b></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">10. Win, lose, or draw...you still own the deck of cards.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">TOURING WITH TINA ...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I decided to try out my new Pierce Arrowsmith V2 TourMaster Coach. I'm currently following Route 666 through Bodine County, avoiding as far as possible all political caucuses, and</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>and Humperdink Mountain.</b></span><b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Every other week I plan to send in another tour report.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Next stop, Silo City for Motel 7.</span></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Tina Tingle, Roving Cultural Reporter and Travel Editor.</span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>"The cure for boredom is curiosity.</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>There is no cure for curiosity."</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">DOROTHY PARKER</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"The freelance writer is a person who is paid per piece or </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">per word or perhaps."</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">ROBERT BENCHLEY</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts."</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>be careful you don't get lost.</i></span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>2. You can put lipstick on a pig...</i></span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>but you really need to add some</i></span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>make-up and a good nail job.</i></span></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b> If I read you correctly, and I'm sure I do, you seem to be a lover of poetry. Now, Sturdley Shinglehammer is a mediocre to advanced amateur rhyme</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>So, I'm enclosing one of my latest works in sort of a dialect that they speak in these parts. I have taken phonetic liberties, just like I do with Daph...but that's another story. Here 'tis.</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>TO DAPHNE IN THE MOONLIGHT</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i>Thank you for your interest, Hedley. I must say this is the worst piece of trash I have ever read and I regret I must inflict it on my readers, but since Daphne baked a sweet potato pie and sent it with your letter...well, I will run it as a favor to Daph along with my best wishes for finding a reason for starting a new year without thou. The sweet potato pie was delightful, Daphne. Count Sneaky</i></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b> Thanking you for running my boy friend's trash. He is a jerk, but he's my jerk. My friend Poppy wrote this letter for me because I'm Hungarian and can't read or write English good yet. Glad you liked my pie. I like your blog very much.</b></span></div>
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According to the latest report of the U.S. Census Agency, the leading cause of divorce is...marriage.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>***</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>2. Let us eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow...</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>we shall be billed.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqepWuGeFLdBne_U0tZ8bF3Wn64iYKCSH9cuAyaBHkXAkE1ugfbcRRyHC9-3AtYCxjVqy9SvvqPH5L8f3rq7QPLjJ3SnOeEfTNRdQ-Kc7EYtuFyt0lBRYjGtllkwlg_6qmMP4FTdOlqqo/s1600/Look+Down.jpg" style="text-align: left; " onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqepWuGeFLdBne_U0tZ8bF3Wn64iYKCSH9cuAyaBHkXAkE1ugfbcRRyHC9-3AtYCxjVqy9SvvqPH5L8f3rq7QPLjJ3SnOeEfTNRdQ-Kc7EYtuFyt0lBRYjGtllkwlg_6qmMP4FTdOlqqo/s400/Look+Down.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5679842582167590994" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 317px; " /></b></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>3. Don't marry beneath you...there's no one</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>down there.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>***</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>4. Man may be the measure of all things...</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>but it's the woman who is the ruler.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidfN6g1NSxdAsCy6CvA6Z5u5pACJruN3mnxEHceu9TlacP1NG3JL8qjhfCr9bRqPjpq0Pcr8g_vcm4C3k0MxrSW6XcC_-75UCMvr9AZ6ajHl6jGJ2IKcMgJwRQHnArOSOlJqP9h1JPBYI/s1600/007.jpg" style="text-align: left; " onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidfN6g1NSxdAsCy6CvA6Z5u5pACJruN3mnxEHceu9TlacP1NG3JL8qjhfCr9bRqPjpq0Pcr8g_vcm4C3k0MxrSW6XcC_-75UCMvr9AZ6ajHl6jGJ2IKcMgJwRQHnArOSOlJqP9h1JPBYI/s400/007.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5679833827321117746" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 223px; height: 338px; " /></b></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>5. A single man is incomplete...a married man</b></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>is finished.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>***</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>6. No woman is a mystery...to her gynecologist.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>***</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg28D5xYqdcMCDu_oUDQQrBn7zeh783-9dOINwcEaG61iC6krBA3Cx3Aoph-BK11VjMniY1iEBoolvMfoEvgZK7VgNHoCobXfl57BWvLGROg1r9_WSNnRG49rzo7Y6Aeh-5TLG6Hbl03xs/s1600/438.jpg" style="text-align: left; " onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg28D5xYqdcMCDu_oUDQQrBn7zeh783-9dOINwcEaG61iC6krBA3Cx3Aoph-BK11VjMniY1iEBoolvMfoEvgZK7VgNHoCobXfl57BWvLGROg1r9_WSNnRG49rzo7Y6Aeh-5TLG6Hbl03xs/s400/438.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5679809253405655234" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 303px; " /></b></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>7. All events occur twice...first, as history;</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>second, as propaganda.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>***</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>8. A friend is... someone you can cry with.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>***</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizrV45RAPhLwMkp9_S7SufxswkpqDSfLuzgmOrkp76r1CpSO9O3D-ViNfnEj2CGT3Ss6lDgNT-pkIh42KpIT0ybHw2jsW9nXQw9RvlPFAtvE7fvb99mUybu6DcKGdKMNGtGr0ilZFsPYE/s400/207.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5679809850544308610" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 367px; " /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>9. It is better to light one candle...than to curse</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>the power company. </b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>***</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>10. One small step for mankind...is one gigantic</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span">leap for politicians</span>.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIi4NtyG2uolSyefCcVf1nC-Dmj2hyRCQ93CqXyoO9U28aeaEqTR8L8S-UCAnRzO8-4MO3nJ2czIeoRMMQ6eZH9jiUQVcuvDQWnWoCBYzJDz2vII-VehC8Rr4RSSVUEza0NLYRqWDghH8/s400/004.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5679811073198779586" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 393px; height: 265px; " /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i><br /></i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>EMILY'S EPIGRAM...</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >To live is so startling it leaves little time</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" > for anything else.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >***</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >EMILY DICKINSON</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFEfyZjnY8T5SYjU6pH2qtRlLTx-Mi4siCi2n3kJVv3xxUrgOoS0R64P0c4mtb_ucrmq2CNcw3iQRcgyPwKdJXAkYC0XH0T0zko6a4LQLzxLfDWTQKiiMZR-bW8iB8WWNqLnMiEP1JuoQ/s200/205.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680599423863151346" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 200px; " /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >have no meaning."</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >***</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >ARISTOTLE ONASSIS</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >"If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >hurt others."</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >***</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >THE DALAI LAMA</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ilvj0O01ttpdG41YfGpQfqEHwrYM9zoSZ2jU9OQRHjdBFzllk7toWp-sNU4KPd7PfSnI8T7YzVLSZ7K0spK6QQanE63cP51LBYOKEDEgDnL1FTwfXxXGhnbtwq7HFigiCKszVopJIYU/s1600/Pince+-nez.jpg" style="text-align: left; " onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ilvj0O01ttpdG41YfGpQfqEHwrYM9zoSZ2jU9OQRHjdBFzllk7toWp-sNU4KPd7PfSnI8T7YzVLSZ7K0spK6QQanE63cP51LBYOKEDEgDnL1FTwfXxXGhnbtwq7HFigiCKszVopJIYU/s200/Pince+-nez.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680441675088882818" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 102px; " /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >"I feel an earnest and humble desire, and shall till I die,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness."</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >***</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >CHARLES DICKENS</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZDufhVXj0RQ6zwtHVD1dDQoTXxbYd6y2tPUDxmUYVf6E2UJdYxNO1PxUjmCOfAycfJClDguBEQtAAxryzkl2oqkcCWyeZ_OVuZV2uVYHsLV7zrNB9dTs73I-yRHjORoWJ-3bHk7ZXizc/s1600/074.jpg" style="text-align: left; " onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZDufhVXj0RQ6zwtHVD1dDQoTXxbYd6y2tPUDxmUYVf6E2UJdYxNO1PxUjmCOfAycfJClDguBEQtAAxryzkl2oqkcCWyeZ_OVuZV2uVYHsLV7zrNB9dTs73I-yRHjORoWJ-3bHk7ZXizc/s320/074.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680600209388654882" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 303px; " /></span></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >"I like men to behave like men...strong and childish."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >***</span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >FRANCOISE SAGAN</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></b></div><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK:</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >A mime who can rhyme is in the wrong business.</span></i></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" >or</span></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >A stitch in time can save a mime who can rhyme.</span></i></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>or</b></span></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >A shot of Rosemary and Thyme can save a rhyming mime.</span></i></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>or</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>The rhythm of the rumba can ruin a mime's riff.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; " /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAujUurpHjGCJykO2wm4EVC9xtvKhDrBTNLLH3JRKjWs5kdIEOKB6AOJurTMZBTbUuLScd6nMdtZwuOKszI9kbyVa2qhrBZNqUqFVtUBuJ46E7ac-63XUCKVSmiToCD-vhZycFywCtY6I/s1600/Stylish-Bloggeraward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAujUurpHjGCJykO2wm4EVC9xtvKhDrBTNLLH3JRKjWs5kdIEOKB6AOJurTMZBTbUuLScd6nMdtZwuOKszI9kbyVa2qhrBZNqUqFVtUBuJ46E7ac-63XUCKVSmiToCD-vhZycFywCtY6I/s1600/Stylish-Bloggeraward.jpg" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-align: left; "></span><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheeVt1R18a5Pf4kN7i20NpeqrdgAGKDaE2ysad5ZShwQXRh24bIms7La0fjjcTHvZIiMj5T4lj07mdBr9RKeS2rjsVMifxNYf_TvlHJBYFXp1JDK8UU_hATlOh9vR_HHIu0dXLqNhdTLM/s1600/Lovely+Awards.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><u>The award above was awarded to me for being me.</u></span></i></b></span></span></b></i></span></b></span><br /><div class="separator"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><i> There are no requirements whatsoever.</i></b></i></span></i></b></span></b></i></span></b></span></div><div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; 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<b>"The world is not run by thought, nor imagination,</b></div>
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<b> but by opinion."</b><br />
ELIZABETH DREW</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">1.</span></i></b><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span"> It's better to give than receive...</span></i></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">particularly if you don't have room </span></i></b><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">for it.</span></i></b></span></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">2. There is a power behind every throne...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">the electric company.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">3. The moving finger writes and having writ...looks for a publisher.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">4. If there were a tax on political flip-flops</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">and humbuggery... we would need no </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">other sources of revenue.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span"> </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">5. Weigh the faults of others against a</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">feather...weigh your faults against </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">a brick.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">6. Hope is no substitute... for</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span"> self-confidence.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">7. Unlock the poet within you...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">just don't give him a pencil.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">*** </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">8. If you have a problem beyond</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">your abilities, training, or endurance...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">just call it a challenge and forget it.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">9. Success isn't about having things...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">but about having a place to put them.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">10. It's better to give than to receive...</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">particularly if you don't have a place</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span"> for it.</span></i></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><b>"I would much rather that posterity should inquire why no statues were erected to me than why they were." </b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">CATO</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><b>Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you...</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><b>their tastes may not be the same.</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">GEORGE BERNARD SHAW</span></div>
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<b>The town was so dull that when the tide went out,</b></div>
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<b>it refused to come back.</b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">FRED ALLEN</span></div>
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<br /></div>COUNT SNEAKYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14367090847525917503noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436418526242474731.post-61721341533219439492011-11-05T11:52:00.074-04:002011-11-10T21:57:00.503-05:00No.74<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgSXFTW6JKzM-l0VWJgay78cCPjBwtKr1CEdJ5D9WO1IT_tjGDGeDgGeAARPONffIimZN5GT97RaNcVeIG_Ct0UCGh7z9AWbo55JDC-C6bB2RlRTL5YB9g2xfGjlgSi52U1lYoSQyySmo/s1600/No.74.jpg" style="text-align: left;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672991408232341602" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgSXFTW6JKzM-l0VWJgay78cCPjBwtKr1CEdJ5D9WO1IT_tjGDGeDgGeAARPONffIimZN5GT97RaNcVeIG_Ct0UCGh7z9AWbo55JDC-C6bB2RlRTL5YB9g2xfGjlgSi52U1lYoSQyySmo/s400/No.74.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 377px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>"Man is the measure of all things, of things that</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b> are, </b><b>that they are, of things that are not, that they are not."</b></div><div style="text-align: center;">PROTAGORAS</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>***</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >1. Man cannot live on bread alone...</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">unless he's a baker</span><span class="Apple-style-span">.</span></i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>2. Man is superior to the animals...</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>because he can use credit cards.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzDJztlw7sVozhPzJffhXRi6LdnAjatGUADiuyJNYI9JTAIZ01uHl1415vQGM5zKYL0wnF_3I7hBDp1qV68HCNoeybNyqoQOOiP2p7qUIkku6hVk1QXzviWUcwnIc8rytqOyW0OhKbwVQ/s1600/538.jpg" style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672804077650098098" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzDJztlw7sVozhPzJffhXRi6LdnAjatGUADiuyJNYI9JTAIZ01uHl1415vQGM5zKYL0wnF_3I7hBDp1qV68HCNoeybNyqoQOOiP2p7qUIkku6hVk1QXzviWUcwnIc8rytqOyW0OhKbwVQ/s400/538.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 267px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>3. Education is what you have left...</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>when you've forgotten what you've learned.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>4. Born to rule...forced to work.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo2BYfYHDXuT6hTUmt1PLXhC_9aGZUUdrUztsQo-vm-q3uTHkRyMaCkZOUwQVlR2DHdYQdqXj6pIgV50f2Wu7_TZUMF8cAxPVLwUTuluwHuaAoMkCQ1OvFRhDYCnjrCi_ZR8k6qdMxIRQ/s1600/141.jpg" style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672804597460910690" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo2BYfYHDXuT6hTUmt1PLXhC_9aGZUUdrUztsQo-vm-q3uTHkRyMaCkZOUwQVlR2DHdYQdqXj6pIgV50f2Wu7_TZUMF8cAxPVLwUTuluwHuaAoMkCQ1OvFRhDYCnjrCi_ZR8k6qdMxIRQ/s400/141.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 281px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>5. A ounce of prevention...weighs as much </i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>as an ounce of cure.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >6. While the world's population continues</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>to increase...the level of stupidity seems</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>to stay the same.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672810127862394146" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwfi73MakeNfDuW0mQFGum_qycw1raqCPMbFCYnOUPn8QBMu9dW_Z80KSCuC3iKgW1Y_dl-g-FRwPquCr3KKTePBSNkRcj4PGC2JDPtjappUKA6C5v1xeeajsUpMldO_BiFDtuxC6T0kM/s400/Hedley+Bodine.jpg" style="color: #0000ee; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; width: 310px;" /></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >7. You don't have to be crazy to work here... just very disturbed.</span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >***</span></i></b></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >8. Think outside the box, eat outside the bun...and you'll be successful and slim.</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672805312351390898" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAUK5fe6kx60OZX2WEaWrXv0T6z3vRmYqqbgUT6LhzpHM5nEVnzZSnoAsyX9pnW3M-2ao6pbu4mUtv3TeC4uZuVBr8zR3VhteNwkpXrwHJ1cXefl7GSaxVmnkkveWJnGIGjdk9Zu4GYQc/s400/516.jpg" style="color: #0000ee; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 309px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; width: 400px;" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>9. Man...a life form for converting animal and plant life into into food for the most numerous and dominant life form on the planet...bacteria.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >10. Get your ducks in a row...but don't ask me why.</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i> </i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672991939088434418" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTB-UdqoFyYNfOxVfK7dR_4RYPNaC0WV-GlXjEjy7hnxxCSx55jHWsjQ6wAkAI21V5WrL0jTVvnXWSJc-ah5ZvU-zfTGZuQ5zLxl7Fi_jYLgnhWgHST79OLQSoroYuzelg0QmzspIBLAY/s400/Strutz+the+cat+2.jpg" style="color: #0000ee; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; width: 287px;" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>AN INTERVIEW WITH <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">STRUTZ</span> THE BLOG MASCOT..</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> What do you see as the most pressing issue in society today?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">STRUTZ</span>:</b> Surely you jest, O Mine Exalted Interviewer.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> No. Now to the question, O Mine Exalted Interviewee.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">STRUTZ</span>:</b> OK. Mice!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">STRUTZ</span>:</b> Mice?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">STRUTZ</span>:</b> Wee <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">mon</span> sewer! We must insure the future generation of mousers the opportunity to learn the fine points of mousing and ensure that they will have an ample supply of mice to hunt. This is our heritage, our place in the scheme of things. And we will follow any scent, pursue any rodent, and pass on to our children tales of our ancestors, the great mousers of yesterday. We will pay any price, endure any hardship, and sacrifice any of our nine lives to ensure this end! And we shall never,never,never surrender. Long live cats...and mice! Huzzah!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> Well that was quite an oration, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Strutz</span>. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">STRUTZ</span>:</b> Mercy, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">mon</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">amee</span>. Is the interview over? I need a nap.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> No. What's up with the phony French accent, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Strutz</span>?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">STRUTZ</span>:</b> It is a sincere attempt to reproduce part of my heritage.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> Your ancestors were French? I don't think so, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">mon</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">ami</span>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">STRUTZ</span>: </b>Well, they came over on the <i>Mayflower</i>. They first took a crossing of the Channel on a tugboat and hopped aboard the <i>Mayflower </i>as she prepared to leave the port with all the Pillagers on board.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> They were called Pilgrims, not Pillagers, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Strutz</span>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">STRUTZ</span>: </b>Whatever. They were not a fun crowd. No cat lovers on board.</div><div style="text-align: left;">We were able to make it because there were a lot of rodents on board and they ate the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">PillGRIM's</span> food and we ate them. This was more proof that we cats were the final and superior form of life designed by the Creator.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> That is the most, preposterous thing you have said yet, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Strutz</span>. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">STRUTZ</span>:</b> Thank you <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">bon</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">amy</span>. I thought it was a comprehensive presentation of our superiority to the human race who freely provide us with fine food, shelter, warm beds and a work-free environment. They shower us with love, trinkets, and demand nothing in return except a minimum display of devotion and gratitude when we have fun mousing and bring the corpse and leave it on the top step of the back door. The evidence is undeniable, and without us your normally miserable lives would be unbearable and the rodents will spread the plague and destroy the crops, and food supplies and you would be in deep a-bop-bop-a-loo-bah-<br />a-bop-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">bam</span>-boom! </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> How would you like to find yourself on the top step... as in locked out?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">STRUTZ</span>:</b> How would you like to kiss my pajamas...BOSS? Man is the measure of all things? Ha! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Hee</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">hee</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">hee</span>! Ho, ho! Wheeee!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> This concludes our interview with our iconoclastic mascot, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">Struz</span> the cat. It's time for his dinner and first nap of the afternoon, which will be followed by several more.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">STUTZ</span>:</b> It has been a thrill a minute, Count, and I look forward to never having to waste my time again in such nonsense as this.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> Good nap and goodbye. Maybe we can do this again. (Here all my fingers are crossed.)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">STRUTZ</span>:</b> Mercy <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">bo</span> coo. And I would like to take this opportunity to say that my recent meals have been surprising unimaginative. We can do better. I would prefer Chateaubriand and occasionally a little pate. This canned mule meat you've been buying me is so strong the can can open itself. The smell would gag a goat and the flavor would turn away a starving</div><div style="text-align: left;">church mouse. We can do better than this, boss. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>CS:</b> Here's your can of Puss 'N Boots with chicken and bacon flavors.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">STRUTZ</span>:</b> Five minutes late, I might note and the can is 3 days out of date.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdlSa2jGHv1U1o1gBpY6YlUGA7FiqFZKr9apHNjxx6HlEJFtQriOFqLr9XQXpCR_8ZIBYkeFKEyJi4O_FK5WgD6Q0oQmNpxOVYvkb76ohgjouheOOQWYmp6AJfOsJzTcijR5k_TGCe4E/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdlSa2jGHv1U1o1gBpY6YlUGA7FiqFZKr9apHNjxx6HlEJFtQriOFqLr9XQXpCR_8ZIBYkeFKEyJi4O_FK5WgD6Q0oQmNpxOVYvkb76ohgjouheOOQWYmp6AJfOsJzTcijR5k_TGCe4E/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">STURDLEY</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">SHINGLEHAMMER</span></b> <i>the world's worst living poet's tribute to the opposite sex's charm.</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>***</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Oh! Dress a lady in puce and green.</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Give her a mirror and watch her preen.</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Adorable in glamorous glitz and glitter,</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>And absolutely nothing will fit her.</b><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdlSa2jGHv1U1o1gBpY6YlUGA7FiqFZKr9apHNjxx6HlEJFtQriOFqLr9XQXpCR_8ZIBYkeFKEyJi4O_FK5WgD6Q0oQmNpxOVYvkb76ohgjouheOOQWYmp6AJfOsJzTcijR5k_TGCe4E/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdlSa2jGHv1U1o1gBpY6YlUGA7FiqFZKr9apHNjxx6HlEJFtQriOFqLr9XQXpCR_8ZIBYkeFKEyJi4O_FK5WgD6Q0oQmNpxOVYvkb76ohgjouheOOQWYmp6AJfOsJzTcijR5k_TGCe4E/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b><i>Twiddle your thumbs...the exercise will keep you in shape for</i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b><i>all the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35">texting</span> you have to do.</i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b><i><br /></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdlSa2jGHv1U1o1gBpY6YlUGA7FiqFZKr9apHNjxx6HlEJFtQriOFqLr9XQXpCR_8ZIBYkeFKEyJi4O_FK5WgD6Q0oQmNpxOVYvkb76ohgjouheOOQWYmp6AJfOsJzTcijR5k_TGCe4E/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdlSa2jGHv1U1o1gBpY6YlUGA7FiqFZKr9apHNjxx6HlEJFtQriOFqLr9XQXpCR_8ZIBYkeFKEyJi4O_FK5WgD6Q0oQmNpxOVYvkb76ohgjouheOOQWYmp6AJfOsJzTcijR5k_TGCe4E/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><b>The difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has </b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><b>nine lives. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">MARK TWAIN</span></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdlSa2jGHv1U1o1gBpY6YlUGA7FiqFZKr9apHNjxx6HlEJFtQriOFqLr9XQXpCR_8ZIBYkeFKEyJi4O_FK5WgD6Q0oQmNpxOVYvkb76ohgjouheOOQWYmp6AJfOsJzTcijR5k_TGCe4E/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><i>It is my very own award, soon to be coveted; or ignored; or despised.</i></b></i></span></i></b></span></span></b></i></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><i>It will be awarded(?) from time to time to anyone I deem worthy for </i></b></i></span></i></b></span></b></i></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><i>reasons of my own. There are no requirements whatsoever.</i></b></i></span></i></b></span></b></i></span></b></div><div class="" style="clear: both; font-size: medium;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; 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background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.496094) 1px 1px 5px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" width="320" /></a></i></span></i></b></span></span></b></i></span></b></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Copyright 2011 htstone.73@gmail.com</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><u><br /></u></span></div><blockquote></blockquote></div>COUNT SNEAKYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14367090847525917503noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436418526242474731.post-15486468024863078342011-10-21T23:03:00.054-04:002011-11-01T10:26:14.702-04:00No. 72<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9B0q5bAydNy1g0GkbyrItfPRMI05v5bgFkTpOmcNODbTa266XR9U23d8APBW_xzxsP_eF503wQv4PEzSwM5KK4vZT-VOhfIi7-LotbYgnELNY68WYyU_kmMO8YIg_sD4IFCNl84JHM1M/s1600/No.722.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5667246061408126642" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9B0q5bAydNy1g0GkbyrItfPRMI05v5bgFkTpOmcNODbTa266XR9U23d8APBW_xzxsP_eF503wQv4PEzSwM5KK4vZT-VOhfIi7-LotbYgnELNY68WYyU_kmMO8YIg_sD4IFCNl84JHM1M/s400/No.722.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 325px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Why is it no one ever sent me yet</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>One perfect limousine, do you suppose?</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Ah no, it's always my luck to get</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>One perfect rose.</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">***</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">DOROTHY PARKER</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidWJnzyuTC69auCZ5kM-kA_bphYrHOs_e_KBdoHUfzc_E7pn1krkcvif4KdnyjEYiNp6YF_x_HxAcjcWUAJudh_b9PMANgpm0iMzQlJHXF1cZL8CsyqRZa_9UegX9XzcTntRu0ydyw9JU/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidWJnzyuTC69auCZ5kM-kA_bphYrHOs_e_KBdoHUfzc_E7pn1krkcvif4KdnyjEYiNp6YF_x_HxAcjcWUAJudh_b9PMANgpm0iMzQlJHXF1cZL8CsyqRZa_9UegX9XzcTntRu0ydyw9JU/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1. The World is... a difference of opinion.</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>2. The rabbit you pulled out of your hat...</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>left quite a mess in there.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5k-xXcQwxmFeuKd7O5FxPDtgf41ZCUkKYNZrRPO3D7fIsJlI6khEvRI704F6g3dBGTE-sh2rCBODFG9a-XmmaJRkTvNgfntgHTN_J3l45clflE7sJatkFIFCW7ImmYbPc7VOGgWNu_58/s1600/Surdley+Slipshift.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5k-xXcQwxmFeuKd7O5FxPDtgf41ZCUkKYNZrRPO3D7fIsJlI6khEvRI704F6g3dBGTE-sh2rCBODFG9a-XmmaJRkTvNgfntgHTN_J3l45clflE7sJatkFIFCW7ImmYbPc7VOGgWNu_58/s400/Surdley+Slipshift.jpg" width="341" /></a></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>3. The best eraser in the world...</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>is a poor memory.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>4. Humor is life...in work clothes.</i></b></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i></i></b></span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaIA55oZ5FJ-SMBppLd88RFNYiZW3yMQOonVpRrdeoI0F7Msk0DRTt3Ad29BOYVm5LvroRwZnn9OPJhJtR2zjz6BLtN4Y1iZ3mYLT-mUBbcUu741XfsQCxXNRHxcKiynOIBvF6RlgL3mo/s1600/Humor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="411" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaIA55oZ5FJ-SMBppLd88RFNYiZW3yMQOonVpRrdeoI0F7Msk0DRTt3Ad29BOYVm5LvroRwZnn9OPJhJtR2zjz6BLtN4Y1iZ3mYLT-mUBbcUu741XfsQCxXNRHxcKiynOIBvF6RlgL3mo/s640/Humor.jpg" width="640" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i></i></b></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>5. Remember the road to Hell...</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>is paved by the lowest bidder.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>6. I have been hired, wired, tried, and</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>fired...now I'm just tired.</i></b></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKTJt-xoGfo8bHItBVMsnltIkHS8g9rloBTdw0FKSZBK4VlbczVN_m7WUahumcpSCxK2Dp7uWSFcUsXYLjM6ogVZg9wEw4NgVx2NrybMPjr1Ye2wGBgsRWM-GPBYrQOLkWzrf2hOsmOcg/s1600/Short+man.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKTJt-xoGfo8bHItBVMsnltIkHS8g9rloBTdw0FKSZBK4VlbczVN_m7WUahumcpSCxK2Dp7uWSFcUsXYLjM6ogVZg9wEw4NgVx2NrybMPjr1Ye2wGBgsRWM-GPBYrQOLkWzrf2hOsmOcg/s400/Short+man.jpg" width="304" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>7. You are a person of interest...to the universe.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>8. Worry is the fear of looking back</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>on your life...and seeing something gaining on y0u.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpq5eoTjPSI8c9NT0BLrBYGWpYKjqG002_GfQIF0V8CY7GmIIU95dn1zl9Xm92eLQ8EESDEI69dm-XY7J9FrBKxJZTfYzm9d9VHAoruWoU8F2u2qXzMQnrloqf3gCwNBypRYWK4slyK4Y/s1600/HedleyH.+Hedley.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpq5eoTjPSI8c9NT0BLrBYGWpYKjqG002_GfQIF0V8CY7GmIIU95dn1zl9Xm92eLQ8EESDEI69dm-XY7J9FrBKxJZTfYzm9d9VHAoruWoU8F2u2qXzMQnrloqf3gCwNBypRYWK4slyK4Y/s320/HedleyH.+Hedley.jpg" width="275" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>9. Giving undivided attention to any</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>thing...will cause your eyes to cross;</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>trust me on this one.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>10. When you do something, give it a</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>fancy name... like habitat consultant for</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>handyman.</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTLLExpiZZPtKapxPnuagOTJnl_7me1NXwEourm5886e-XbgEMwTlj-E96uZ_x-BSnoh3fdRYK2V6uUCbB_X5p40jmo_s5i8xu1IAWcE11XecKICDiECOAtY-lItlE1gJBNASqZuqWB4U/s1600/Sturdley+Whackley.png" style="text-align: left; " onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTLLExpiZZPtKapxPnuagOTJnl_7me1NXwEourm5886e-XbgEMwTlj-E96uZ_x-BSnoh3fdRYK2V6uUCbB_X5p40jmo_s5i8xu1IAWcE11XecKICDiECOAtY-lItlE1gJBNASqZuqWB4U/s320/Sturdley+Whackley.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5668681189012914754" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 319px; height: 320px; " /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDqncC3cAujxllEp00ZUGPuTawEr4zjixbAfviTI2AXxYBF6Qy3JenAdh2UUBjdCLJaJW4YvHgA-BDRMms69x3BqeOqMjRgm8oelTGUHQ3YfXJIv1V-D8gWxaAgeuVU4ToaBO3NLTix0w/s1600/endpiece%25235.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><img border="0" height="52" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDqncC3cAujxllEp00ZUGPuTawEr4zjixbAfviTI2AXxYBF6Qy3JenAdh2UUBjdCLJaJW4YvHgA-BDRMms69x3BqeOqMjRgm8oelTGUHQ3YfXJIv1V-D8gWxaAgeuVU4ToaBO3NLTix0w/s320/endpiece%25235.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">Runnin' The Road</span></i></b></div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><div style="text-align: center; "><b>By Sturdley Shinglehammer,</b></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><div style="text-align: center; "><b>the world's worst poet.</b></div></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC3TjErQhcvtrhir2-15aabt9ZqANBpzqlfaRiyDaMM3XB1zAHqID8q31ezovX0Caa_f-QO8s636qA6NAsZl1ydNGRlXOkrj_Q3-vf6CApOwpBdemGPVZf8IyulxooyIHLRxnHwXqBMRg/s400/393.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5668350555855574178" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">On the road,</div><div><div style="text-align: center;">'N under the hood,</div><div style="text-align: center;">Motor's hummin',</div><div style="text-align: center;">Sounds so good!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Gotta brand new Corvette,</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ain't missed a payment yet.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i> One man's poetry is another man's poison.</i><b><i>OSCAR WILDE</i></b></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><br /></i></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 207px; " /></a><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">A Few Metaphors You're Welcome To...</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">***</span></i></b></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>1. As accurate as a rubber yard stick...<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><br /></i>2. As careful as a blind squirrel...</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br />3. Heavier than a rolled-up sidewalk...</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br />4. As enthusiastic as a thong inspector...</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br />5. As good as saltines and sardines...</b><br /><b><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHHY_OHzkR9JyG0dI8z0yfgzh36ZPgmRNZqd6mQK1SB3slYpDwcyzmCNFaEyB_49wl6KFCiCba7fgTvJg3kM1hSCNsl-vg0BKhdpJuoMVGLPUfB4grdJBxV41lhOB08mdlJXevs8-qu3M/s1600/227.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHHY_OHzkR9JyG0dI8z0yfgzh36ZPgmRNZqd6mQK1SB3slYpDwcyzmCNFaEyB_49wl6KFCiCba7fgTvJg3kM1hSCNsl-vg0BKhdpJuoMVGLPUfB4grdJBxV41lhOB08mdlJXevs8-qu3M/s400/227.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5668348908624478626" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 254px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>On the Universe...</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">When you there, there isn't any there there.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">GERTRUDE STEIN</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtczSwFS3dO_X0f42FqhhLB33sO9Oi6OPeHnvsu_dgQpuSvGU5i_S2MCOAb4yq_CGBcyko_uoaByPHTuGQmlqXsMqSZVjDb8aHWcmS9hhVXHmnRX_19d5QZErXrW1BvQkwRQ_a5z0jpEg/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"There ain't nobody here but us chickens...let's have an </b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>egg roll!"</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Overheard in Sy Sturdley's Henhouse</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIbiojQjaWgsWO30iQVmbCX8KRi91E9QJtMTWRaW_08mnq_iCBpMlheuLpRFJ4b-5bhWUm6Cd9iprJL_MP3M6FgebomWO6LM3OBgRScFUWO9hCgGsdA7-056Zg4zDzTv0JP8o-Geyn3QY/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIbiojQjaWgsWO30iQVmbCX8KRi91E9QJtMTWRaW_08mnq_iCBpMlheuLpRFJ4b-5bhWUm6Cd9iprJL_MP3M6FgebomWO6LM3OBgRScFUWO9hCgGsdA7-056Zg4zDzTv0JP8o-Geyn3QY/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><u>The award above was awarded to me for being me.</u></span></i></b></span></span></b></i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><i>It is my very own award, soon to be coveted; or ignored; or despised.</i></b></i></span></i></b></span></span></b></i></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; 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"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: xx-small; "><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-small; "><i><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdUAyZS7L6fNX1nN0Cc9kLuteeoyUOxNqlHajoxe0j7UqUjs4kGsuN0dXaeXUtRGvxEauCRP8wkc4OfSy0CSkXv1bWYaXbhHg_i-9l0jFakcbctG_5LfzgcZQ6xCglkqYgiFpmP9g_JSI/s1600/Pen+signature.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="color: rgb(204, 51, 0); margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVbOWUaUbVX8gQJX_vflzuv69QDn6VNu3QQUUcvZ6jExz0u3sFjzTRZ9LGoVBL_iykIyB4KX3j506AD6DNkUSxhBWnB-xpk7OtbrQHpHKt0grotv1OOOSrth4CR405MrRbguAjwOcGC8o/s1600/No.+71.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="278" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVbOWUaUbVX8gQJX_vflzuv69QDn6VNu3QQUUcvZ6jExz0u3sFjzTRZ9LGoVBL_iykIyB4KX3j506AD6DNkUSxhBWnB-xpk7OtbrQHpHKt0grotv1OOOSrth4CR405MrRbguAjwOcGC8o/s400/No.+71.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Elegance has a bad effect on my constitution."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">LOUISA MAY ALCOTT (1868)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDwobBVO7jkRQ1EQwMF4CCNphGkqrIcjit7yPyzLxQBb4tQ29hkWp3IKV02kJ0OGs7PFef_UfWesssa436ZGT-ZX9OzudV7jcc3gpNbXGpDckTwdmqa5NeZJcLKmJ7GZDhgQoqJ7crPzs/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDwobBVO7jkRQ1EQwMF4CCNphGkqrIcjit7yPyzLxQBb4tQ29hkWp3IKV02kJ0OGs7PFef_UfWesssa436ZGT-ZX9OzudV7jcc3gpNbXGpDckTwdmqa5NeZJcLKmJ7GZDhgQoqJ7crPzs/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbiFpFCHZ26cvP44-XsOgFcViwODr9pJWo-INBf3LjladzKfwggmXnTB3ruCXAao5j0Gb9KKVe4p0KB-hYS2tZggBk9NOhFv64PVJ_cEBMl_4ZxVwKiESD_fIwr03GDJYxvOTjaowEE3o/s1600/Axle+Grease.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="132" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbiFpFCHZ26cvP44-XsOgFcViwODr9pJWo-INBf3LjladzKfwggmXnTB3ruCXAao5j0Gb9KKVe4p0KB-hYS2tZggBk9NOhFv64PVJ_cEBMl_4ZxVwKiESD_fIwr03GDJYxvOTjaowEE3o/s200/Axle+Grease.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">(Advertisement)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1. "Tempus Fugitaves" are ....criminals who are wanted in every time zone.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">2. If you are invited to a costume ball...could you go as a nudist?</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhToI7-XKBrmly_v30A5tdW-o6JhxEjMuN8SMc3ozy54ik-LIvJJFd4C5nr02vazDwI3iQOSfz_2c6Haw0mtI-xN6PSZqhZrcEQg9Lb1H0OauPXCTNgl1v9FWuwjoqcht4nVAsU_ePSsGs/s1600/Tookydoo+Coach.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="307" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhToI7-XKBrmly_v30A5tdW-o6JhxEjMuN8SMc3ozy54ik-LIvJJFd4C5nr02vazDwI3iQOSfz_2c6Haw0mtI-xN6PSZqhZrcEQg9Lb1H0OauPXCTNgl1v9FWuwjoqcht4nVAsU_ePSsGs/s400/Tookydoo+Coach.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">3. The shortest distance between two points...</span></i></b><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">is rarely one your taxi </span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">driver takes.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">4. Scandals in church are... disasters of biblical proportion.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjai8570D810-Oc9RDx6YyiyUtfsfTntvJLdUDo3pkggePXYlTlxT6evecEzEUu3zPnt8B0g6JiUKxQoomVpYJL5XNOpmUbAiWFNZv4GVJmgcLkO7q5G3ClS7szU-SxWOnPdBhCP6sDzEk/s1600/Writer+at+desk.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="348" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjai8570D810-Oc9RDx6YyiyUtfsfTntvJLdUDo3pkggePXYlTlxT6evecEzEUu3zPnt8B0g6JiUKxQoomVpYJL5XNOpmUbAiWFNZv4GVJmgcLkO7q5G3ClS7szU-SxWOnPdBhCP6sDzEk/s400/Writer+at+desk.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">5. If honesty is the best policy...what is the cheapest policy?</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">6. Why do you need a lawyer for a divorce... but not for a marriage?</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX7DZ5U-Vt37Ey1hPDUQLjHZWqPTuMRJTvCSc7lkp1grUXHRzxDiushKiX09Z3fjLrfijWSpVaM9uvUJjnCgRatsPX9mKkaS4dvF5oCiSTiPR1906shLdaAvBRtM00Smz2uBfZcFv9HrQ/s1600/105.BMP" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="381" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX7DZ5U-Vt37Ey1hPDUQLjHZWqPTuMRJTvCSc7lkp1grUXHRzxDiushKiX09Z3fjLrfijWSpVaM9uvUJjnCgRatsPX9mKkaS4dvF5oCiSTiPR1906shLdaAvBRtM00Smz2uBfZcFv9HrQ/s400/105.BMP" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">7. Two things you don't want to run out of... patience and toilet paper.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">8. Whistle while you work...and you won't have a job long.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2nlSjzwtBU6hqLdOuo9OkIQNDEi_KyOuvHbVAXKkOnW4DoOPcYhRZuBMKa4M3VJ86PW6H55PfHayD3nQDZHiDsaiP8erjB9F_UdxMHXPCVfFYEWX-oPPYyeQg8Hab1GpqQ2sNr_HV9J0/s1600/176.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2nlSjzwtBU6hqLdOuo9OkIQNDEi_KyOuvHbVAXKkOnW4DoOPcYhRZuBMKa4M3VJ86PW6H55PfHayD3nQDZHiDsaiP8erjB9F_UdxMHXPCVfFYEWX-oPPYyeQg8Hab1GpqQ2sNr_HV9J0/s400/176.JPG" width="191" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">9. What goes before a fall?...a summer.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">10. It's not how much you know...it's how you learned it.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF9iXFlFbbhJEnIS4iMPeSBgX85Q8Y5kiCWHkyE3_Qs64hXUhyphenhyphenKiEyqUHLA0oZHJBQITC0e_vYrGezwoZoUtVoe_fn6iqHfuhj8k0YR-60dSEiSmcSu1JArn0K3UGEw1h_vzH48uRSaj4/s1600/Bar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="12" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF9iXFlFbbhJEnIS4iMPeSBgX85Q8Y5kiCWHkyE3_Qs64hXUhyphenhyphenKiEyqUHLA0oZHJBQITC0e_vYrGezwoZoUtVoe_fn6iqHfuhj8k0YR-60dSEiSmcSu1JArn0K3UGEw1h_vzH48uRSaj4/s320/Bar.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>NOTICE:</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>The Submarine Races for this week have been canceled this weekend for lack of interest resulting in poor ticket sales.</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><img height="400" src="http://www.doverpublications.com/zb/samples/990613/images/990613-104.jpg" width="307" /></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>KNIGHT FOR HIRE</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Sir Oarlock, Knight of the Garter Belt, Court of Saint</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Bagatelle. Available by the hour, day, week, (Weekend</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b> and </b><b>holiday rates on request) Maidens rescued; quests undertaken; </b><b>ogres, trolls and dragons located and slain; and weapons </b><b>sharpened. </b><b>Office located in Hucklebuck Castle on Rhine. Hours: 9am-5pm.</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>i never think at all when </b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b> i write</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>nobody can do two things</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b> at the same time</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>and do them both well</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Archy the Cockroach"</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>DON MARQUIS</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9GQKxMsSaB-UkHMi7XXHbFiLn5oAYG-2XnienRZ9dJCkyafNjQo4_2u8MA18kkphwFDqL1FQuqIcq7FN2FabIiaGVn2l6NdJDF7jJ_x3jgaqVKVpR2exnC8yMsUeWWH9aoI6IfNCKBsg/s1600/Octoberfest.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><img border="0" height="96" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9GQKxMsSaB-UkHMi7XXHbFiLn5oAYG-2XnienRZ9dJCkyafNjQo4_2u8MA18kkphwFDqL1FQuqIcq7FN2FabIiaGVn2l6NdJDF7jJ_x3jgaqVKVpR2exnC8yMsUeWWH9aoI6IfNCKBsg/s320/Octoberfest.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>It's OOm-Pah Time...</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Grab Gertie and go!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>LES BON TEMPS ROLLEZ!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>( Oops...sorry that's Mardi Gras.)</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><i>BUMPER STRIPS OF THE WEEK...</i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCBkFmfo_KCmCzvkrtmNVsWWPr_Hn5m9O6xXw2G1NAr6wcPo9d7mDintNqZ0-UxgcEmF3Lmj8VoJSBAHQ4o7jasCLcFqoIMedBZ8xAF9Otot-4axQycDZP5HXswyQdZ0s-eqNB7AOM7Xs/s1600/Old+car.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="286" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCBkFmfo_KCmCzvkrtmNVsWWPr_Hn5m9O6xXw2G1NAr6wcPo9d7mDintNqZ0-UxgcEmF3Lmj8VoJSBAHQ4o7jasCLcFqoIMedBZ8xAF9Otot-4axQycDZP5HXswyQdZ0s-eqNB7AOM7Xs/s400/Old+car.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>1. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHAIRMAN!</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">2. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">MY FRONTAL LOBE CAN BEAT YOUR FRONTAL LOBE!</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">3</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;"><i>. </i>I </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">just</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;">SAW</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic;"><b> a</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>PURPLE</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">COW</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">***</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkKwnoDj4ngPo1TYxUC8BpsJu6Vb11Qr2XlksdBJDAa38exe78eMZuUl-64vFN6a0edhcOvTNAK5LKP-YcB4ZcidChnu0LqPQ5CftaFVT2_DMPYNj96-1qLsDu6EucEfRi7dFVSNMOO3I/s1600/Pig.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkKwnoDj4ngPo1TYxUC8BpsJu6Vb11Qr2XlksdBJDAa38exe78eMZuUl-64vFN6a0edhcOvTNAK5LKP-YcB4ZcidChnu0LqPQ5CftaFVT2_DMPYNj96-1qLsDu6EucEfRi7dFVSNMOO3I/s320/Pig.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">HOGWASH</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i> Ichabod Keats, Barnyard Correspondent and Porcine Expert, reports from Herk Hedley's Research Farm and Fruit Stand: </i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>A pig's snout is called </i></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>a "gruntle"...therefore, if you cut off a </i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>pig's snout, he becomes "disgruntled"</i></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>...and who wouldn't? </i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>Thank you, Ich for that little bit of barnyard </i></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>wisdom and keep</i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>those porkers gruntable.</i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8m7_xPrWMp7mWlvS5aBRv7OuFDn0vubwb5F8IL_VaLXTWGMrU0zF1B2PYEZGmOFdZWwgmAcKAMdF67TBnflBObypYq-IL37Vtz6UuoKYifLkgikis7GFKuPOM7wlnZxrzTiXQcb8AZ0E/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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font-size: xx-small;">NOTE: You are not allowed to leave this blog without a smile, a laugh or feeling better about your life.</span></i></span></i></b></span></span></b></i></span></b></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-small; font-style: normal;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: xx-small;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></i></span></i></b></span></span></b></i></span></b></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br /><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=1436418526242474731"></a><br /><blockquote></blockquote>COUNT SNEAKYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14367090847525917503noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436418526242474731.post-45950069332729421982011-09-23T12:05:00.038-04:002011-09-23T16:39:43.077-04:00No. 68<div style="text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><u><br /></u></font></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBXuQJRjsvTPgZdHpT4Na0nnlHXU8FCGoE-STcOFngxypkxyA8yKRLHPBDl1xrBqJdo53gzSONunY_e_2Oe-tlRhYKW7p-RZt0HxbulQjdjTRmidnLf9kIWY73_AYPOtCafK2ND0xHDSY/s1600/No.68.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBXuQJRjsvTPgZdHpT4Na0nnlHXU8FCGoE-STcOFngxypkxyA8yKRLHPBDl1xrBqJdo53gzSONunY_e_2Oe-tlRhYKW7p-RZt0HxbulQjdjTRmidnLf9kIWY73_AYPOtCafK2ND0xHDSY/s400/No.68.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655567453642858066"></a><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span">"Poets are born, not paid."</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span">WILSON MIZNER</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidWJnzyuTC69auCZ5kM-kA_bphYrHOs_e_KBdoHUfzc_E7pn1krkcvif4KdnyjEYiNp6YF_x_HxAcjcWUAJudh_b9PMANgpm0iMzQlJHXF1cZL8CsyqRZa_9UegX9XzcTntRu0ydyw9JU/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidWJnzyuTC69auCZ5kM-kA_bphYrHOs_e_KBdoHUfzc_E7pn1krkcvif4KdnyjEYiNp6YF_x_HxAcjcWUAJudh_b9PMANgpm0iMzQlJHXF1cZL8CsyqRZa_9UegX9XzcTntRu0ydyw9JU/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320"></font></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">1. Life is like a jig-saw puzzle...</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">but you only get one piece at a time.</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">***</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">2. Never trust conventional wisdom...</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">there's too much of it.</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; " size="5"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJeH95Y4EhF1dMBVhiZsktHXWtsn9tlwXsIxi7qvYErNFdWgEHYMRNCtTeeRPq2fe5OySMKvd6MP26d96GZppoPMqQlbqobv86EFniX0CJK39rlmkynC5vXlI586cxZqIg8vHdpeKXPOk/s1600/Scholar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJeH95Y4EhF1dMBVhiZsktHXWtsn9tlwXsIxi7qvYErNFdWgEHYMRNCtTeeRPq2fe5OySMKvd6MP26d96GZppoPMqQlbqobv86EFniX0CJK39rlmkynC5vXlI586cxZqIg8vHdpeKXPOk/s320/Scholar.jpg" width="313"></a></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">3. There's no accounting for taste...</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">just the money it produces.</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">***</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">4. I have a job...it's just my mind that's unemployed.</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; " size="5"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwsvtvfjRv1aONy2kYkYFLGFzQ-FcyqwePgJQoQwkAyiwimVUs0w-Kn6JU-b0c8adINl5Vs30Yu8nVMi20CQrfTRfK8x_VbPOyzX-czLaxPiVOehfMr91EXxQn7Ny93mIJiSDvPhgua1M/s1600/Couple+on+porch.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="257" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwsvtvfjRv1aONy2kYkYFLGFzQ-FcyqwePgJQoQwkAyiwimVUs0w-Kn6JU-b0c8adINl5Vs30Yu8nVMi20CQrfTRfK8x_VbPOyzX-czLaxPiVOehfMr91EXxQn7Ny93mIJiSDvPhgua1M/s400/Couple+on+porch.jpg" width="400"></a></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">5. Marriage gives two people the </font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">opportunity to continually ask...</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span">what's for </font></b></i><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span">dinner.</font></b></i></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">***</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">6. The wind does not exist to provide us </font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">with a cool breeze...but it does so</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">with gusto.</font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; " size="5"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis8CE_y0N2sMJ6v6l6zteWESlz5nEf3hD2AofyWdfz2ZXypZ2Qcpw0vCN0b3l5AwrjivnQHYcaCB-wz8gqK0oSnkmKJ_Ve5hS9axNP1rQdnmDPDZpJmjBUB1AmOPWQyqiG3CMSMjPdx6A/s400/Man+with+luggage.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655593058773645250" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 233px; height: 400px; "></font></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">7. If you want a great guilt trip...</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">go to Paris.</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">***</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">8. You can have a really bad day...</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">if you forget to plug in your </font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">"power lunch."</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX0yG8NX_kzKTuJf7tFaqKciOr4dsRWabOnhKPku6XNt4xC_oY0bsXGXJEw9BgP3J5xIAT4M8tmWHxJUu0GZGosWnVja2XnYZPGapQ6sntKXWjBKGSrTaFV1cf9C4D4r5L_wVOr3QSU2o/s1600/Young+man.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX0yG8NX_kzKTuJf7tFaqKciOr4dsRWabOnhKPku6XNt4xC_oY0bsXGXJEw9BgP3J5xIAT4M8tmWHxJUu0GZGosWnVja2XnYZPGapQ6sntKXWjBKGSrTaFV1cf9C4D4r5L_wVOr3QSU2o/s400/Young+man.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655593545364585666" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 332px; "></font></a></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">9. Careful. Your "constructive criticism"</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">can deconstruct someone.</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">***</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">10. Don't take yourself too seriously or</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">others for granted.</font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br /></font></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center; "><font class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; " size="5"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOBiq1km40KlIKRiLjeAZ-EkhJYSZI8SJR9TY-STSPjqQTI4PrUVSTdte6EE3QpEdEflfsJMHQYkdToI60FNFdcPiTB1yOJLH8MRXf0wqEc-rnFEy7cwa4cRUN8IGIy0roai9pgyprQq8/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOBiq1km40KlIKRiLjeAZ-EkhJYSZI8SJR9TY-STSPjqQTI4PrUVSTdte6EE3QpEdEflfsJMHQYkdToI60FNFdcPiTB1yOJLH8MRXf0wqEc-rnFEy7cwa4cRUN8IGIy0roai9pgyprQq8/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320"></a></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center; "><font class="Apple-style-span"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center; "></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4iHP-Q4uys1O0oGEWi7ASNd9Gf5iidDVJAV4mO1OEIXGrbHqMdLVYkBEnwX1MnU0tFiog_3HqHY6Z8kWUxOScLsOB7LD5LK2WflPlZ235OyKURHRKDcOgzHIdm0RiM04kPOsx3dHhYPU/s1600/Blog+mascot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4iHP-Q4uys1O0oGEWi7ASNd9Gf5iidDVJAV4mO1OEIXGrbHqMdLVYkBEnwX1MnU0tFiog_3HqHY6Z8kWUxOScLsOB7LD5LK2WflPlZ235OyKURHRKDcOgzHIdm0RiM04kPOsx3dHhYPU/s200/Blog+mascot.jpg" width="126"></font></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><font class="Apple-style-span">"I have been invited to the Farmer's Ball and I'm</font></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><font class="Apple-style-span">going. I need to sow some wild oats..."</font></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOBiq1km40KlIKRiLjeAZ-EkhJYSZI8SJR9TY-STSPjqQTI4PrUVSTdte6EE3QpEdEflfsJMHQYkdToI60FNFdcPiTB1yOJLH8MRXf0wqEc-rnFEy7cwa4cRUN8IGIy0roai9pgyprQq8/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><font class="Apple-style-span"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOBiq1km40KlIKRiLjeAZ-EkhJYSZI8SJR9TY-STSPjqQTI4PrUVSTdte6EE3QpEdEflfsJMHQYkdToI60FNFdcPiTB1yOJLH8MRXf0wqEc-rnFEy7cwa4cRUN8IGIy0roai9pgyprQq8/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320"></font></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><b><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKXk8ejTgDho7U82KVnFyIRT2XjW7OPDGVrHsKAGU5HbMRJeno-BmLp8zp1q6Q35wr28dSlUp0cl_CH3rIhOdVN1e6KZxpcIZqik749u2iZmfLtngNn0G-xOOg5A-Nkeiit0TiE1-U_0U/s1600/Bicycle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKXk8ejTgDho7U82KVnFyIRT2XjW7OPDGVrHsKAGU5HbMRJeno-BmLp8zp1q6Q35wr28dSlUp0cl_CH3rIhOdVN1e6KZxpcIZqik749u2iZmfLtngNn0G-xOOg5A-Nkeiit0TiE1-U_0U/s320/Bicycle.jpg" width="320"></a></b></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="text-align: center;clear: both; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span">The All-New Fleetwood Mac Zephyr Z-790 diesel model, 2 cylinder, three wheel, <font class="Apple-style-span">motorized / pedalable flyer is now available at your local, convenient, </font><font class="Apple-style-span">VALUE-ADDED FLEETWOOD MAC ZEPHYR Z-790 DEALER.</font></font></b></div><div class="separator" style="text-align: center;clear: both; "><font class="Apple-style-span"><b><br /></b></font></div><div class="separator" style="text-align: center;clear: both; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOBiq1km40KlIKRiLjeAZ-EkhJYSZI8SJR9TY-STSPjqQTI4PrUVSTdte6EE3QpEdEflfsJMHQYkdToI60FNFdcPiTB1yOJLH8MRXf0wqEc-rnFEy7cwa4cRUN8IGIy0roai9pgyprQq8/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; "><font class="Apple-style-span"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOBiq1km40KlIKRiLjeAZ-EkhJYSZI8SJR9TY-STSPjqQTI4PrUVSTdte6EE3QpEdEflfsJMHQYkdToI60FNFdcPiTB1yOJLH8MRXf0wqEc-rnFEy7cwa4cRUN8IGIy0roai9pgyprQq8/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320"></font></a></div><div class="separator" style="text-align: center;clear: both; "><font class="Apple-style-span"><br /></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span">Suggested title for an autobiography: </font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><font class="Apple-style-span"><b><i>"The Almost Daily Exploits </i></b></font><font class="Apple-style-span"><b><i>Of Me."</i></b></font></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjswb-aDyJ-gXClCB8qyaeW8qSuVP0muZHYSLv3FwnApmP7daITZ-jliJCTI6TIviufqJx4S7IYUeGIeDqlgvZgfytiQ310unh8CwUjEsB8yuR24yS4ViHE0LoZFmbP9p13kEdWHfKGui0/s400/Proposal.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655349338172340834" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 351px; "></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; " size="4"><b>VOW</b></font></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">I'll kiss your hand,</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">I'll massage your feet,</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">Then you'll be mine,</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">When our lips meet.</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">***</font></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">DRAGON TALE</font></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">Lost in a purple haze,</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">A dragon met a wizard,</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">Wandering in a daze.</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">They worked a spell,</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">With book and bell,</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">And landed in a maze.</font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkMd4YW3uqaNFxbT66eRfSbAHQsoNdytUcWXNbyOUPYFE1mtpEA83fR_ieI5j9RmvWMWw_lh5JI71htYWHyN6jNV2VZttigU1Pow2yBXQOfT9bNdS7wmov3Jh7DzJ5cnjizN2Is_-LBmY/s400/Herald.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655560143823882066" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px; "></font></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><font class="Apple-style-span"> By Sturdley Shinglehammer</font></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><b><br /></b></font></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; 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"><b><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "></font></b></i></font></b></font></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><i><b><font class="Apple-style-span"><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><b><i><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><u>The award above was awarded to me for being me.</u></font></i></b></font></font></b></i></font></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b><font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; 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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"A house without books is like a room without windows."</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">HORACE MANN</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt3CreSXRGl6Db3_CtIfBhrKsfh6ilX36sYkVNONzp6WnUPbEGrXajJtbWp-5bllvP_LUlMQVnLPPZOxTaaHyr-m7lq0wK6zh0Z8JTYOaDP6J5B_kR6F9M06DGTxmRBqv-HGV3Wn7kh58/s1600/Woman+with+letter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt3CreSXRGl6Db3_CtIfBhrKsfh6ilX36sYkVNONzp6WnUPbEGrXajJtbWp-5bllvP_LUlMQVnLPPZOxTaaHyr-m7lq0wK6zh0Z8JTYOaDP6J5B_kR6F9M06DGTxmRBqv-HGV3Wn7kh58/s400/Woman+with+letter.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">1. A good man is hard to find...</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">the bad ones find you.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">2. All affairs begin in vanity...</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">and end in court.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivLOUNxDXWEf4zJMIWfPSVuC07Cy-1NSEPZTNoLFSaqAsf00HojYztePS5BIE4VKGOztTy88OtGnxPqdDzVoJqY0W5bJwNEw52Op173tTcyMnty8pQoUU8UsgkFR1LdFHc13I07wK7AGk/s1600/Lady+with+letter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="278" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivLOUNxDXWEf4zJMIWfPSVuC07Cy-1NSEPZTNoLFSaqAsf00HojYztePS5BIE4VKGOztTy88OtGnxPqdDzVoJqY0W5bJwNEw52Op173tTcyMnty8pQoUU8UsgkFR1LdFHc13I07wK7AGk/s400/Lady+with+letter.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">3. Whatever the future brings...</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">it will be downsized, outsourced,</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">and overpriced.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">4. I never had room enough in my </span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">mind...for the big picture.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzMwFLH6-gibluYfwNMZQKMHzCtHTQz9T32dfrujJQ_K4is3CFLeIwUL9oXTKzxKSX7SqZ6mYeILoSc3YXypsiUcTsVMkonmC3vV6HIjyqR3KYzFd9Dg0Gby7Kjq8ION85bbVSHw_01nU/s1600/Telephones.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzMwFLH6-gibluYfwNMZQKMHzCtHTQz9T32dfrujJQ_K4is3CFLeIwUL9oXTKzxKSX7SqZ6mYeILoSc3YXypsiUcTsVMkonmC3vV6HIjyqR3KYzFd9Dg0Gby7Kjq8ION85bbVSHw_01nU/s400/Telephones.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">5. Why live your life like... you're</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">expecting a robo-call from Hell.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">6. The years may teach more but...</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">the days are more fun.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMCvxG7U7ywRrzQw2rKL1n5_dcf6IwfbvB_Fl2eGfV-hzgwvUJoURxF0jEqYRcYhyJGmExcXmTfLVgDDh3KkZfEt9jrXNVeTPMI-JpB1aWFyN-Cq16hcVguxTIXQJ1syBxrSMnZGJCUE0/s1600/Girl+and+Solier.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="233" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMCvxG7U7ywRrzQw2rKL1n5_dcf6IwfbvB_Fl2eGfV-hzgwvUJoURxF0jEqYRcYhyJGmExcXmTfLVgDDh3KkZfEt9jrXNVeTPMI-JpB1aWFyN-Cq16hcVguxTIXQJ1syBxrSMnZGJCUE0/s400/Girl+and+Solier.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">7. Innocuous insouciance is... more </span></i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">highly esteemed than irrational </span></i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">exuberance.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">8. Distorted exaggerations are...</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">a politician's best friend.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhodUD9AyXer3Yb3EoIP7bTkBWpeIWUkX7Mw-xHGM2g2uSBx9BrhPfdE1qHCnwzvgm1er6-ODm4bHRPlpmf9Yi_IL7YYlTZqi4VynkB-vL6UGjrR_AdeOnptAqz_Ym2RLxX5v66vQsy6mg/s1600/014.BMP" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhodUD9AyXer3Yb3EoIP7bTkBWpeIWUkX7Mw-xHGM2g2uSBx9BrhPfdE1qHCnwzvgm1er6-ODm4bHRPlpmf9Yi_IL7YYlTZqi4VynkB-vL6UGjrR_AdeOnptAqz_Ym2RLxX5v66vQsy6mg/s400/014.BMP" width="363" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">9. Is the best of the worst...equal to</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">the worst of the best?</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">10. Life is an equal opportunity</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">employer.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf6gQaUhGmhv9TUZeVyR6llc_cZS8-LkpClBfqYG2fkX4yiyX3lSd6k5ZY-SABUyiuWf4aW-q2bKNJB3XAwjz1AZqkdoYGcldzLnSdz2d0M2y7iK8NANuOJW_2wQJ_qIboiR8NLTYwRj4/s1600/Letter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf6gQaUhGmhv9TUZeVyR6llc_cZS8-LkpClBfqYG2fkX4yiyX3lSd6k5ZY-SABUyiuWf4aW-q2bKNJB3XAwjz1AZqkdoYGcldzLnSdz2d0M2y7iK8NANuOJW_2wQJ_qIboiR8NLTYwRj4/s400/Letter.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0xBytpuEnw0j4GW09iIeQO1kx6TGLjdNDFAQeMle3ADEG_f4D-s4-lDi_oUIBqwhIUOClU1kP-fz2l0gSp1WH-hvzx_8343l8lnJzgSO7PjvI5cjnQm9__Wm0XDdVEO0ex6JAPnEjLm8/s1600/Bar+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="13" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0xBytpuEnw0j4GW09iIeQO1kx6TGLjdNDFAQeMle3ADEG_f4D-s4-lDi_oUIBqwhIUOClU1kP-fz2l0gSp1WH-hvzx_8343l8lnJzgSO7PjvI5cjnQm9__Wm0XDdVEO0ex6JAPnEjLm8/s320/Bar+1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Question of the week: Which ear of his did Van Gogh cut off?</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Question of the day:<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span>Who invented the Manhattan Cocktail in 1874?</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Question of the hour: What was the Roman Coliseum called originally?</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><i>Answer all three correctly and you receive the Count Sneaky Bronze Award For Whatever to proudly display on your blog or in the privacy of your closet.</i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsM_xGdgIQAv1L_cEG5_2p3qMuMt2z4gbFlqYN3MQaDRgc8ufC2OnVJM1JCcRz9yJ-XKn5azwnE1PDAA6dxsaSYYUo9jTBqiyd_LKpmJ82u7bEjc32rDkAHpp8LctOW4umF8a3W4jVt-0/s1600/Curtain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="129" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsM_xGdgIQAv1L_cEG5_2p3qMuMt2z4gbFlqYN3MQaDRgc8ufC2OnVJM1JCcRz9yJ-XKn5azwnE1PDAA6dxsaSYYUo9jTBqiyd_LKpmJ82u7bEjc32rDkAHpp8LctOW4umF8a3W4jVt-0/s320/Curtain.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">GARTER SNAPPERS...</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">G.K. CHESTERTON</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Marriage: our last, best hope to grow up."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">JOSEPH BARTH</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>or not at all."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">HARRIET VAN HORNE</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Great is the man who does not lose his child mind."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">MENG TSE </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">ABRAHAM LINCOLN</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">***</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>cackles as if she laid an asteroid."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">MARK TWAIN</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br />
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<blockquote></blockquote></div>COUNT SNEAKYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14367090847525917503noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436418526242474731.post-27349912198648870862011-09-08T21:52:00.000-04:002011-09-08T21:52:29.999-04:00No. 66<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8YXYbpQRBTDGrC0LxM999vE9JjyTV3Vt7ItczjblBkMVh0LNavUOLsXoO9TgA_7dbLdU6fA-wEFu6-sj02s0xeuHw2D0OVmZ7opRBAWptn_dAlRCeEqXgV87rfc2Gj5myTaLgOG1g22Q/s1600/No.67.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="290" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8YXYbpQRBTDGrC0LxM999vE9JjyTV3Vt7ItczjblBkMVh0LNavUOLsXoO9TgA_7dbLdU6fA-wEFu6-sj02s0xeuHw2D0OVmZ7opRBAWptn_dAlRCeEqXgV87rfc2Gj5myTaLgOG1g22Q/s400/No.67.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Pleasure's a sin and sometimes sin's a pleasure."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">LORD BYRON</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>1. Stretching the truth results in...tall tales</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>and short careers.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>2. Don't lower your standards faster than you </i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>can ...raise objections.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKTJt-xoGfo8bHItBVMsnltIkHS8g9rloBTdw0FKSZBK4VlbczVN_m7WUahumcpSCxK2Dp7uWSFcUsXYLjM6ogVZg9wEw4NgVx2NrybMPjr1Ye2wGBgsRWM-GPBYrQOLkWzrf2hOsmOcg/s1600/Short+man.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKTJt-xoGfo8bHItBVMsnltIkHS8g9rloBTdw0FKSZBK4VlbczVN_m7WUahumcpSCxK2Dp7uWSFcUsXYLjM6ogVZg9wEw4NgVx2NrybMPjr1Ye2wGBgsRWM-GPBYrQOLkWzrf2hOsmOcg/s400/Short+man.jpg" width="303" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>3. If you put the cart before the horse...</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>you will have a very confused horse.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>4. Don't take yourself seriously...</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>or your talent lightly.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYOSohq9bjQmkPReRKDBzdpYaxdllA0LIwb2Pgl9td0tXTyewcRx7lL2OQeLA1K18Gi7QJhyoo2VZU8Imf4LmmrOvPb6fWA_cX5bBe2kfgqBvr4QjNme6BLWRslVXKa4TC-ldIsoZAzmI/s1600/Fool+Scribbler.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYOSohq9bjQmkPReRKDBzdpYaxdllA0LIwb2Pgl9td0tXTyewcRx7lL2OQeLA1K18Gi7QJhyoo2VZU8Imf4LmmrOvPb6fWA_cX5bBe2kfgqBvr4QjNme6BLWRslVXKa4TC-ldIsoZAzmI/s400/Fool+Scribbler.jpg" width="345" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>5. You can offer a friend...a shoulder to lean</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>on...one to cry on...a hand up...a leg up...</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>or just a foot in the door.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>6. For many, thinking is only an option...</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>feelings rule.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaDciQgN8L9wlAmDTKP9Xdu3Q161IlcrW3buRIBoKZK2vn59AVOD5a4sT0repnu3aQUD_OntQ_Tnr0zlI8GB0nvjijHMep3cjct896PM3kekYBS8qP6XBINcoRG5QRxw93h63ZrFIIlAE/s1600/Argument.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="414" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaDciQgN8L9wlAmDTKP9Xdu3Q161IlcrW3buRIBoKZK2vn59AVOD5a4sT0repnu3aQUD_OntQ_Tnr0zlI8GB0nvjijHMep3cjct896PM3kekYBS8qP6XBINcoRG5QRxw93h63ZrFIIlAE/s640/Argument.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>7. For many, feelings are only an option...</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>thinking rules.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>8. One good turn deserves another...</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>said the screw.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju_ogdGzADldFmbEKdzpXcogxJtypqO_O-aiMJP5vrL-wLCnqAcrav2LDHEEzfsl2vEUGjbupfUdZhwUI9OFYSuygGecN4TKNqqufgXVRCq1ZeLz5-jwvRYeNnMVUdb-3oryA3jRuz1pI/s1600/Lady+with+pitch+fork.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="312" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju_ogdGzADldFmbEKdzpXcogxJtypqO_O-aiMJP5vrL-wLCnqAcrav2LDHEEzfsl2vEUGjbupfUdZhwUI9OFYSuygGecN4TKNqqufgXVRCq1ZeLz5-jwvRYeNnMVUdb-3oryA3jRuz1pI/s400/Lady+with+pitch+fork.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>9. You never forget...those things you</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>have to do...that you don't want to do.</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>10. Never trust conventional wisdom...</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>it's too conventional</i></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqmp29aMSLVOJ2wzTNmni2_w1xsWcyJwmfWp3l7Di3vd3TvSBgXPzMImuYbX25dKNFQcxC7OEu-CE5ZKA6lHQmsx4Ohwgd294_Bwrx1JloKaGitPe8BybYDBoB7iCnjdK7bo8bc_JfhTg/s1600/15138591578_mgLgC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqmp29aMSLVOJ2wzTNmni2_w1xsWcyJwmfWp3l7Di3vd3TvSBgXPzMImuYbX25dKNFQcxC7OEu-CE5ZKA6lHQmsx4Ohwgd294_Bwrx1JloKaGitPe8BybYDBoB7iCnjdK7bo8bc_JfhTg/s1600/15138591578_mgLgC.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSZZZTqlvWjN8Nx7EnKgCfQMRxY6KU9lsM9dM5x76KALvax4slRdo7jkOa_Nvv3ICi-Kfl7i5O6FLFYDW2ZoNh_8yaBgYHmYbq8bC5IgKTtrYEfFneYm45A2n454NwsMUSFneHXKPfTDU/s1600/Letters.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSZZZTqlvWjN8Nx7EnKgCfQMRxY6KU9lsM9dM5x76KALvax4slRdo7jkOa_Nvv3ICi-Kfl7i5O6FLFYDW2ZoNh_8yaBgYHmYbq8bC5IgKTtrYEfFneYm45A2n454NwsMUSFneHXKPfTDU/s320/Letters.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Dear Count Sneaky, </i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i> As a long-time reader of your blog, I have found that my eyes water and a headache starts after I read the first hundred words of your blog. Any suggestions?</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Sincerely, Maxine Tingle, Silo City.</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">My dear Maxine, I referred this to Dr. Sugarfoot, who suggested that "You start at</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">the 101st word and then read the blog, you won't miss much anyway." Thank you, Dr. Sugarfoot, and consider your license revoked.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Dear Count Sneaky,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i> Here in Bodine City, I work at Hedley Dirigible Works and I do public relations </i><i> for the company. The biggest complaint I get is from readers of your blog, "Count </i><i>Sneaky's Journal," who continue to complain that they are seeing dirigibles in their backyards. We do not test-fly our dirigibles in any populated areas on the east or west coast. Our dirigibles are test-flown only in the interior of Greenland by experienced pilots. Our dirigible are flown by both major dirigible lines on regularly established routes. They do not linger over people's backyard!</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>I would appreciate your immediate attention to this matter.</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i><br />
</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Yours truly,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Sturdley Branchwater, </i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Public Relations Department</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Hedley Dirigible Works</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ5hedYt5tg8FhGOztclxrAjO761dn3AssycOEAxtHFxUZacVZ6TDRDq6R8Ntxh6oPJHKCiXas7SVq9XFv1Gnp5acqpVsnV0EQJ936gSPm7vzTUeszRP_SrHn-HrhVjjAucwAlxVvqhYg/s1600/Blimp.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ5hedYt5tg8FhGOztclxrAjO761dn3AssycOEAxtHFxUZacVZ6TDRDq6R8Ntxh6oPJHKCiXas7SVq9XFv1Gnp5acqpVsnV0EQJ936gSPm7vzTUeszRP_SrHn-HrhVjjAucwAlxVvqhYg/s400/Blimp.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><i>Model XL450 "Sky Hawk"</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i> </i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">My dear sir,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> I have referred this matter also to our Dr. Sugarfoot, who loves psychological stuff, and who is something of a psycho himself. He replies that he has witnessed such abberent behavior before...his wife found him sitting in his chair on the patio</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">staring into space apparently in a trance. Later he told her he had seen <u>one</u>! That</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">was all he would say on the matter...except, "They're here!"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Dear Count Sneaky,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i> I have heard that Section 4, line 17, chapter 3 , paragraph 94 of The Code of Principles, Bill 6739, of the U.S. House of Representatives, Committee for Violations and Aberrant Behavior,the Hon. Hedley Sturdley, Chairman, is a violation of the U.S. Constitution. Is that correct?</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Thoughtfully,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>Willis Shingles</i></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i>486 Dirigible Drive, Silo City </i><br />
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</i></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Dear Willis,</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> What the jackwagon are you talking about, Willis?</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Wh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">o being loved is poor?"</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> OSCAR WILDE</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><br />
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</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>1. First: <i>Learn to Dance</i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>2. Second: <i>Learn to swim</i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>3. Third<i>:</i></b><b> <i>Learn to drive</i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"Procrastination is the art of keeping up</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>with the past."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">DON MARQUIS</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzVuEwwSK69kevRF8g8lO9ZtUZYwtLSIGqqMLQ4nLVEub4rJPSIjNeizP2ahyphenhyphenMx8pYrequi6JHPvISJCYmvUz2NW4cNt1oRweSCB29v7vz8_SPKyGgMZgPf7GFcdGxtdtne2aAHvd8484/s1600/Oldies+But+Goodies%2521.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzVuEwwSK69kevRF8g8lO9ZtUZYwtLSIGqqMLQ4nLVEub4rJPSIjNeizP2ahyphenhyphenMx8pYrequi6JHPvISJCYmvUz2NW4cNt1oRweSCB29v7vz8_SPKyGgMZgPf7GFcdGxtdtne2aAHvd8484/s320/Oldies+But+Goodies%2521.jpg" width="281" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i>EYE OPENERS...</i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNkpxoP6roYVorNZ0JIWtil0e9X8loQVJ0CfnmyYdLbDcw6YCzzjqr-sKttcPGH3ACH0MGs3y3A6QVhHib-BdeEm5cKh7eihf8ZSbAk-WpUdDGGugThgZ3fhtruBlEjz0tGcno1psIo-o/s1600/Eye.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="158" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNkpxoP6roYVorNZ0JIWtil0e9X8loQVJ0CfnmyYdLbDcw6YCzzjqr-sKttcPGH3ACH0MGs3y3A6QVhHib-BdeEm5cKh7eihf8ZSbAk-WpUdDGGugThgZ3fhtruBlEjz0tGcno1psIo-o/s200/Eye.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span><i><b>"There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception."</b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">JAMES THURBER</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<blockquote></blockquote></div>COUNT SNEAKYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14367090847525917503noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436418526242474731.post-56184748329243121002011-08-25T18:32:00.075-04:002011-09-04T15:48:09.351-04:00No. 65<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhR6PjQuKHYoxQOVDcNQci1x8iJU6qm1gjGTZc6o20zxx0PDHYxvo8_2xze1d-6UCIuauuCRWL4Ny0HermBATRtFyGL1MGXiuI9L0D2BJkQTqpNmFJZdQc0vFtn9XfCDE-9b6fXWpRHCo/s1600/No.+65.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhR6PjQuKHYoxQOVDcNQci1x8iJU6qm1gjGTZc6o20zxx0PDHYxvo8_2xze1d-6UCIuauuCRWL4Ny0HermBATRtFyGL1MGXiuI9L0D2BJkQTqpNmFJZdQc0vFtn9XfCDE-9b6fXWpRHCo/s640/No.+65.jpg" width="524" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>"People who like this sort of thing will find this</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>the sort of thing</b><b> they like."</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">ABRAHAM LINCOLN, quoted by G.W.E. Russell, Collections and Recollections, 1898</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1. Wasted time is...the most enjoyable use</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">we can make of time.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">2. One can take just so much reality before..</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">calling in the imagination.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXFoBszjhC1vTEyUjHcBbXCiN2UXJffh7e5BSMVqUhk_mMgiubPWGZ0uWsyYi2vX5JBSCJ9knZ2TCtWFZ6z-89edRrY0Le-tHkCmnqfSNzgrkzz8RCwV95TR1nuq_ek-KU7GGkb6Mmb5g/s1600/Surprise.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXFoBszjhC1vTEyUjHcBbXCiN2UXJffh7e5BSMVqUhk_mMgiubPWGZ0uWsyYi2vX5JBSCJ9knZ2TCtWFZ6z-89edRrY0Le-tHkCmnqfSNzgrkzz8RCwV95TR1nuq_ek-KU7GGkb6Mmb5g/s320/Surprise.jpg" width="264" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">3. Friends come and go...but bills </span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">are forever.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">4. If you bite off more than you can chew...</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">spit it out.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfHjVmaL1Y9ZS9m5htyLSag1xgqF6ny3WqLChCX20IiSDcU03zNJLDg3CmEzgX4YlYGJyvJQBejQhfZX9TiV9Wt3MZ-q9z7-e6PMFoRNw5sTtWzuyLLdDovKlM_gzw0T1c_lUwA5B7BxI/s1600/Girl+at+table.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="348" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfHjVmaL1Y9ZS9m5htyLSag1xgqF6ny3WqLChCX20IiSDcU03zNJLDg3CmEzgX4YlYGJyvJQBejQhfZX9TiV9Wt3MZ-q9z7-e6PMFoRNw5sTtWzuyLLdDovKlM_gzw0T1c_lUwA5B7BxI/s400/Girl+at+table.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">5. Being right is never having to say...</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I told you so.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">6. Patience is...worth waiting for.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQk5fDyBlHeglx809etkBb4sYLdXNiUuZXie7QO1IjwQNZK6DUQ4aIVCOF-vrV2tbzBbIbqC8sXkLrSyxYnjCErTOq66SxvyHg_7oRj4qfD5Q_1-vUMiNoxB1T1X7zOsCTIvOvURSOO9c/s1600/Haughty+Lady.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQk5fDyBlHeglx809etkBb4sYLdXNiUuZXie7QO1IjwQNZK6DUQ4aIVCOF-vrV2tbzBbIbqC8sXkLrSyxYnjCErTOq66SxvyHg_7oRj4qfD5Q_1-vUMiNoxB1T1X7zOsCTIvOvURSOO9c/s400/Haughty+Lady.jpg" width="386" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">7. Marriage is a two-way street...</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">with many stop signs.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">8. Do happy mediums... contact only</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">merry spirits.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">*** </span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCX48vCw_tou4rZByU03lkxeCIG0lkOWUgpRyMQSIvp702WP89kjb-KVLgS_u9IADIDUfN1hUXQohoH3hxxdFTClFbMjqp8wQyvEzRBdiG6DFbqF30QvupFJI94sEOH8ikYx3QtsdAOqI/s1600/Smiling+book.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCX48vCw_tou4rZByU03lkxeCIG0lkOWUgpRyMQSIvp702WP89kjb-KVLgS_u9IADIDUfN1hUXQohoH3hxxdFTClFbMjqp8wQyvEzRBdiG6DFbqF30QvupFJI94sEOH8ikYx3QtsdAOqI/s200/Smiling+book.jpg" width="176" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">9. If you know someone like a book...</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">you must like fiction.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">10. When all is said and done...</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">stop talking and sit down.</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">***</span></i></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpq5eoTjPSI8c9NT0BLrBYGWpYKjqG002_GfQIF0V8CY7GmIIU95dn1zl9Xm92eLQ8EESDEI69dm-XY7J9FrBKxJZTfYzm9d9VHAoruWoU8F2u2qXzMQnrloqf3gCwNBypRYWK4slyK4Y/s1600/HedleyH.+Hedley.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpq5eoTjPSI8c9NT0BLrBYGWpYKjqG002_GfQIF0V8CY7GmIIU95dn1zl9Xm92eLQ8EESDEI69dm-XY7J9FrBKxJZTfYzm9d9VHAoruWoU8F2u2qXzMQnrloqf3gCwNBypRYWK4slyK4Y/s200/HedleyH.+Hedley.jpg" width="171" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dr. Bodine Hedley</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><u>Does the Van Allen Belt Hold Up the Pants of the Galaxy?</u></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>***</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dr. Bodine Hedley, Sturdley Astronomical Laboratory and Fellow of the Astro Institute for Study of the Stars and Stuff has just published a paper on his new</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">theory. Dr. Hedley believes that the Van Allen Belt is the glue that holds </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">the galaxy together, and hence all other galaxies have the same feature, a sort of Super Glue that had been squeezed out of the Big Bang. As a result we are not a galaxy flying apart, but actually glued together with all the other stuff in the universe or whatever it's called out there in Star Wars terms. The theory has</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">not yet garnered much support in the scientific community or the galaxy. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dr. Hedley reports, from his part-time job as a Wal-Mart Greeter.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">By</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>Marlo Modem, Roving Science Reporter, Silo City </b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b><br />
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<i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1.</span></b></i> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Don't argue with anyone whose point is...</i></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>on the top of their head.</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>***</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>2. Watching politicians at work is like...</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>watching a pot boil.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>3. Procrastination enables most of our</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>problems...to take care of themselves.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>4. The root of all greed is... a big sale with low prices.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>5. Slow and steady gets you retirement...</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>but fast and adaptable gets you the promotions.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>6. Always have a professional portrait on hand...in case they need it for your </i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>"Wanted" poster.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>8. Become the Person of the Hour...</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>9. A happy marriage involves...</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>the happiness of pursuit, not the pursuit of happiness.</i></b></span><br />
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The world's worst living poet reads his meter.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><u>Lover's Lament</u></span></b><br />
Write me a poem,<br />
Sing me a song,<br />
Then go back home,<br />
Where you belong.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><u>My Girl</u></span></b><br />
I gotta girl named Frieda,<br />
Who's always there when I needa,<br />
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Been more of a Lolita.<br />
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of last month off to sample the reaction of my constituents to events that have transpired there during my absence and to inform you that I had, consequently, nothing whatsoever to do with them, I find the reaction of the opposition party to eliminating the enormous increase in our nation's obligations; and to the complete obstructionism and consequent confusion arising from refusing to face realities inherent in our system of bicameral government; along with partisan party politics; to be completely discouraging in today's atmosphere of distrust, confusion and lack of bipartisan action that would insure the continuation of our economy and, well, just good stuff.</div>
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<b><i>"The first thing an unpublished author should remember is that no one asked him to write in the first place. With this firmly in mind, he has no right to become discouraged just because other people are being published."</i></b><br />
<i>JOHN FARRAR</i><br />
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<i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">NOTEBOOK</span></b></i><br />
<b>1<i>. The latest success in food marketing is Diet Caviar.</i></b><br />
<b><i>2. Do not adjust your set...adjust your mind.</i></b><br />
<b><i>3. Then Shakespeare wrote, "Much Ado About Next To Nothing."</i></b><br />
<b><i>4. New book title, "Floss Your Way To Success."</i></b><br />
<b><i>5. The 2011 Prognosticator's Ball was rescheduled for next year.</i></b><br />
<b><i>6. As ugly as a hat full of oysters.</i></b><br />
<b><i>7. A few courses I'd like to take at the Senior Center: Appalachian</i></b><br />
<b><i>Belly Dancing, Waltz Racing, Pasta Yoga, Beginning Lithuanian,</i></b><br />
<b><i>Botox Detox, Bouillabaisse Basting, The Wit and Wisdom of Calvin Coolidge, Remembering the Pontiac Bonneville, Removing Age Spots, Feng Shui for One-Room Apartments, Garbage In, Garbage Out: The Art of Politics, Imposing Voluntary Morals o the Young, </i></b><br />
<b><i>Custer's Last Stand Diagrammed, A Peace Corps Latrine Reader, </i></b><br />
<b><i>Raising Trolls Under Bridges, Remembering Curb-feelers, Clear Plastic Steering Wheels and Spotlights, How to Stage a Wet-T Shirt Contest and Why, Raising Medical Leeches, With-holding Tax on the Wages of Sin and How to Avoid It, Shredding For Dummies, Gas, Bloating and Constipation Folk Remedies, Guide to Chiggers, Ticks and Fleas, Rhyming Orange and Other Colors, Crafts With Duct Tape, Building Ships In Bottles, Folk Remedies For Moles and Warts,</i></b><br />
<b><i>Disguising Age Spots, Dummies Guide to Schadenfreude.</i></b><br />
<b><i>8. Remember to put your best foot forward, be it Iamb, Trochee,</i></b><br />
<b><i>Anapest, or even Dactyl. Though Dactyls are for professionals.</i></b><br />
<b><i>9. "Philomuses" are lovers of poetry. "Limomuses" are lovers of limericks. "Barkomuses" are lovers of doggerel.</i></b><br />
<b><i>10. Charity begins with a good mailing list.</i></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">VACATION WEEK</span> </b></i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">EDITION...</span></b></i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><b>Sweet Susan sat sideways surfside,</b></i></span><br />
<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b> sincerely seeking serenity.</b></span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>1. Always try your best...we already know </b></span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>what your worst looks like.</b></span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>2. Always put first things ahead of second things,</b></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>then third things...then put them all off.</i></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>3. I know my rights...it's my lefts that give me </i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>most of the trouble.</i></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>4. If you want a second opinion, ask anyone...</i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>your wife will give you the first opinion.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>5. Would you give your right arm to...</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>play the piano?</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>6. My rules of engagement are...</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>try and catch me!</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">7. Have a laugh on yourself today...</span></i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Buy another mirror.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>8. To insure a happy marriage, there </i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>are two rules. </i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Rule one: Listen. </i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Rule two: Keep listening.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>"I think that nine lives is sufficient to maintain the </i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>species and to provide sufficient pleasure</i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> in doing so." </i></b></span><br />
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"You know, being a cat is not difficult. </span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">There are no rules </span></i></b><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">for being a cat, you see."</span></i></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>"One can get tired of always being cool.</i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>The naps alone, are tiresome at times."</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>"Personally, I prefer spiced mice, but </i></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>toasted goldfish are a nice treat."</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>"Well, I prefer the happiness of pursuit to the pursuit of happiness."</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>" I always keep an eleven-foot pole handy, because I</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>"I like the sweet, simple things of life; I think you know what they are."</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><i>"I just reply, 'Meow!'...covers a multitude of sins"</i></b></span><br />
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