EDITION...
SEE YOU in a WEEK...
sincerely seeking serenity.
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1. Always try your best...we already know what your worst looks like.
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2. Always put first things ahead of second things,then third things...then put them all off.
2. Always put first things ahead of second things,then third things...then put them all off.
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3. I know my rights...it's my lefts that give me most of the trouble.
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4. If you want a second opinion, ask anyone...your wife will give you the first opinion.
5. Would you give your right arm to...
play the piano?
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6. My rules of engagement are...
try and catch me!
7. Have a laugh on yourself today...
Buy another mirror.
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8. To insure a happy marriage, there
are two rules. Rule one: Listen.
Rule two: Keep listening.
9. A marriage made in Heaven...can be taken apart in Hell.
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10. The only other person that I would really like to know better is...myself.
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"I think that nine lives is sufficient to maintain the species and to provide sufficient pleasure in doing so."
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5. Would you give your right arm to...
play the piano?
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6. My rules of engagement are...
try and catch me!
Buy another mirror.
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8. To insure a happy marriage, there
are two rules. Rule one: Listen.
Rule two: Keep listening.
9. A marriage made in Heaven...can be taken apart in Hell.
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AN INTERVIEW
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"You know, being a cat is not difficult.
There are no rules for being a cat, you see."
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"One can get tired of always being cool.
The naps alone, are tiresome at times."
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"Personally, I prefer spiced mice, but
toasted goldfish are a nice treat."
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"Well, I prefer the happiness of pursuit to the pursuit of happiness."
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" I always keep an eleven-foot pole handy, because I
won't even touch most things with a ten-foot pole."
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"I like the sweet, simple things of life; I think you know what they are."
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"I just reply, 'Meow!'...covers a multitude of sins"
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There are no rules for being a cat, you see."
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"One can get tired of always being cool.
The naps alone, are tiresome at times."
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"Personally, I prefer spiced mice, but
toasted goldfish are a nice treat."
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"Well, I prefer the happiness of pursuit to the pursuit of happiness."
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" I always keep an eleven-foot pole handy, because I
won't even touch most things with a ten-foot pole."
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"I like the sweet, simple things of life; I think you know what they are."
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"I just reply, 'Meow!'...covers a multitude of sins"
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When they asked George Washington for his TD...He just took out a quarter.
STEVEN WRIGHT
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We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are for
I don't know.
W.H. AUDEN
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Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as
a contest of principles.
AMBROSE BIERCE
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The Farmer named his rooster Robinson
because he Crusoe.
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A bustle is like a historical romance. Both are fictitious tales based on a stern reality.
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The award above was awarded to me for being me.
It is my very own award, soon to be coveted; or ignored; or despised. It will be awarded(?) from time to time to anyone I deem worthy for reasons of my own. There are no requirements whatsoever.
CopyrightHTStone2011
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