No. 68

"Poets are born, not paid."

WILSON MIZNER

1. Life is like a jig-saw puzzle...

but you only get one piece at a time.

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2. Never trust conventional wisdom...

there's too much of it.

3. There's no accounting for taste...

just the money it produces.

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4. I have a job...it's just my mind that's unemployed.

5. Marriage gives two people the

opportunity to continually ask...

what's for dinner.

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6. The wind does not exist to provide us

with a cool breeze...but it does so

with gusto.

7. If you want a great guilt trip...

go to Paris.

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8. You can have a really bad day...

if you forget to plug in your

"power lunch."

9. Careful. Your "constructive criticism"

can deconstruct someone.

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10. Don't take yourself too seriously or

others for granted.

"I have been invited to the Farmer's Ball and I'm

going. I need to sow some wild oats..."

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Suggested title for an autobiography:

"The Almost Daily Exploits Of Me."

VOW

I'll kiss your hand,

I'll massage your feet,

Then you'll be mine,

When our lips meet.

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DRAGON TALE

Lost in a purple haze,

A dragon met a wizard,

Wandering in a daze.

They worked a spell,

With book and bell,

And landed in a maze.

By Sturdley Shinglehammer

The world's worst living poet.

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The award above was awarded to me for being me.

It is my very own award, soon to be coveted; or ignored; or despised. It will be awarded(?) from time to time to anyone I deem worthy for reasons of my own. There are no requirements whatsoever.

CopyrightHTStone2011

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