No.76

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;

but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."

ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD

1. According to the latest report of the U.S. Census Agency, the leading cause of divorce is...marriage.

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2. Let us eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow...

we shall be billed.

3. Don't marry beneath you...there's no one

down there.

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4. Man may be the measure of all things...

but it's the woman who is the ruler.

5. A single man is incomplete...a married man

is finished.

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6. No woman is a mystery...to her gynecologist.

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7. All events occur twice...first, as history;

second, as propaganda.

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8. A friend is... someone you can cry with.

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9. It is better to light one candle...than to curse

the power company.

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10. One small step for mankind...is one gigantic

leap for politicians.

EMILY'S EPIGRAM...

To live is so startling it leaves little time

for anything else.

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EMILY DICKINSON

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would

have no meaning."

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ARISTOTLE ONASSIS

"If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't

hurt others."

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THE DALAI LAMA

"I feel an earnest and humble desire, and shall till I die,

to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness."

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CHARLES DICKENS

"I like men to behave like men...strong and childish."

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FRANCOISE SAGAN

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK:

A mime who can rhyme is in the wrong business.

or

A stitch in time can save a mime who can rhyme.

or

A shot of Rosemary and Thyme can save a rhyming mime.

or

The rhythm of the rumba can ruin a mime's riff.

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