1. I went the extra mile...now I'm really tired.
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2. Go yeast, young man...start a bakery.
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4. Things that don't exist...can, nevertheless,
be named.
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6. Getting ahead of the curve can mean... running off the road and into the trees.
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8. You're a success if...you own your own tuxedo.
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9. Beware, the devil's workshop is... a non-union sweatshop.
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10. It's better to be kempt...than unkempt.
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Ol' alarm clock,
Wakes the brain.
Welcome to the
Race Insane.
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Both feet
Hit the floor
And stumble
To the bathroom door.
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Put on a shirt
Try to find a tie
Out there, it's
Root hog or die.
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Burn the toast
Fry the egg
Wipe the butter
Off your leg.
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Get in the car
Slam the door
Push the pedal
To the floor.
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Hit the freeway
Get in line
Grab the cell phone
It's a quarter to nine
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Park the car
Out of gas
Remember, this day
Too will pass.
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STURDLEY SHINGLEHAMMER
(World's worst living poet)
Count Sneaky and Helen
3 comments:
Dear SS, I didn't know you're around.... Hope to see you more in the future and hear more about your...rather hectic life. My best, Paul
Sturdley is in magnificent form, Henry. :)
Number 2 had me laughing out loud :)
Hope you and Helen are well!
Count, number four-how true! Think of all the trouble and confusion that has caused. Hope you and your lovely wife are well and enjoying this first day of March.
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