"Just the knowledge that a good book is waiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier."
KATHLEEN NORRIS
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1. Cats are the only animals who know they have it...and flaunt it.
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2. Life is sometimes like riding shotgun in a garbage truck with...a junkyard dog at the wheel.
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3. He who hesitates...is waiting for
his wife's opinion.
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4. What part of maybe don't you understand?
5. You can't fool the camera...but you can Photoshop it.
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6. You only have the right to pursue happiness...not a guarantee to catch it.
7. Sharpen your sense of smell...keep your nose to the grindstone.
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8. A crook is someone who can't afford the station in life...
he feels entitled to.
9. When it comes to spending people
stop at nothing... then they
use credit cards
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10. Time flies...life walks.
THINK ABOUT IT...
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Personally, I am against marrying
outside of one's species.
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If you carry a chunk of asphalt into a bar...
can you get one for the road?
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99% of our thought is repetitive according to
scientists...who keep saying this.
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If Grey Poupon and Dockers pants merged...
they would be called Poupon Pants.
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When everything is going your way...
should you try to pass?
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Dance like everyone IS looking.
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Some believe TV is gooder than books.
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Frogs have no ribs.
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The 800 lb. gorilla in the room can sit anywhere
it wants to sit.
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Why is there no butter in peanut butter?
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If you started out with nothing and still have
most of it...are you a success?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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The best thing before sliced bread was...
unsliced bread.
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