"There is sweet music here that softer falls,
Than tir'd eyelids upon tir'd eyes;
Music that brings sweet sleep down
from the blissful skies.
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON
(Shown above The F Street Lotus-Eaters Band)
1. If you want to be an artist, you have to please two eyes...
your own.
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2. A good education should be one...in proportion
to your ignorance.
3. You can't keep wearing high heels...in the sands of time.
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4. You remember what you forgot...You just can't remember
what it was.
5. Left alone, most things will come back to bite you.
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6. Be careful what you wish for...they may belong to
someone else.
7. Take delight in simple things...like your husband.
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8. If time weighs heavily on your hands...put it on a diet by helping others.
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9. Rule for men...your nose hairs should be shorter
than your ear hairs.
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10. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles a second...
what is the speed of dark
"But the Fact Is..."
"Life is a long lesson in humility"
JAMES M. BARRIE, 1891
" Oh, the wild joy of living!"
ROBERT BROWNING, 1855
"There is no wealth but life."
JOHN RUSKIN, 1862
"There is a time for work. There is a time for love.
That leaves no other time."
COCO CHANEL
"When I hear somebody sigh that "life is hard,"
I am always tempted to ask,
"Compared to what?"
SIDNEY J. HARRIS
Count Sneaky and Helen




