No.61

1. Never arrive at a conclusion...

faster than you can think.

***

2. What does a parrot in love with 

a duck say?..."Polly want a cracker."

***

3. Oenophiles are lovers of wine...

but, no one else knows that but oenophiles.
***

4. Muddling through is not...

a life plan .

***

5. There is only one rule for making a living...keep it legal.

***

6. There is no stress reliever like...

a rocking chair and a porch.

7. What makes it so difficult is that...

there are no rules for muddling through.

***

8. Bumper strip maxim of the month:

"HONK IF YOU"RE A GOOSE!"

***

9. If an old flame is still burning...

perhaps you need hosing down.
*** 
10. I'm a non-conformist...like most people.

***

TOASTED TOASTS...

***

 "Here's looking at you...and it's a pleasure...

at my age to be looking at anybody."

***

 "Over the lips and past the gums...

look out liver here it comes!"

***

" To the ladies,

To the men,

What's a rooster,

Without a hen?"

***

"Here's to your eyes and mine.

Here's to my lips and thine.

Though they have never met,

Here's hoping they will yet."

***

TRYSTING

By STURDLEY SHINGLEHAMMER

The world's worst living poet.

***

Young Chris arranged a tryst,

With one who'd never been kist.

She resisted his advances,

And reduced his chances,

Of living in marital blyst.

NOTEBOOK

1. Cogito, ergo, spuds: I think, therefore, I yam.

***

2. There is little work out there for bird house roofing men.

*** 

3. Estee Lauder's real name is: Josephine Esther Mentzer.

***

4. A little known fact: Albert Einstein never wore socks.

It is not known whether or not this was connected to his search for a "Unified Field Theory."

***

5. A female rabbit is called a doe; a male is called a buck;

new-born rabbits are called "cute."

***

Tip: Now is the time to feather your nest with goose down before it goes up.

    *** 

When was the last time you saw a clear plastic steering wheel?

   ***

God bless everyone...However, I'm enclosing a list

of exceptions I would like You to consider.

   ***

"My best friend is a person who will give me a book

I have not read."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

***

    

***

The award above was awarded to me for being me.

It is my very own award, soon to be coveted; or ignored; or despised. It will be awarded(?) from time to time to anyone I deem worthy  for reasons of my own. There are no requirements whatsoever.

CopyrightHTStone2011

NOTE: You are not allowed to leave this blog without a smile, a laugh or feeling better about your life.