COUNT SNEAKY SEZ...

1. A thing of beauty is a joy forever... at least

until the divorce.

2. It takes a heap of money to make a garbage

dump into a landfill...

3. Nothing becomes a woman more than a sense

of humor...nothing becomes a man like a job.

4. My friend tried to sell me a rehab camp for

overweight sumo wrestlers...

5. Don't part with your illusions...they took a lot of

work to build.

6. Strive for excellence... but settle for getting by.

7. Find some good in everything...even your relatives.

8. Opportunity knocks softly...but carries a big stick.

9. Keep success as your own...but spread the blame
around as far as it will go.
10. If you have any unmet dreams...don't ask me

 for an introduction.
11. If your eraser outlasts your pencil...you can spell.

12. True beauty needs no make-up... but it doesn't hurt.

13. Happiness doesn't consist of things...unless,

of course, you don't have any.

14. If you're buying happiness on the installment plan...
don't miss a payment.

15. If you think you can...you probably need a
 second opinion.
16. Hang loose. Fly low. Pass quickly.

17. I found some time I lost last week...along with

my keys.

18. Live well. Live long. Lie only occassionaly.

19. Don't let other people bring you down to

their level...you might enjoy it.

20. Fighting fire with fire means... you might

get burned.

21. If you shoot yourself in the foot...sit down

before you shoot again.

22. I got good grades in school...and even better

from teach after school.

23. Love one another...it will give your relatives

nothing to talk about.

24. I need 911. What's their phone number.

25. I thought I had what it takes...until they took it

 from me.

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