Why is it no one ever sent me yet
One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always my luck to get
One perfect rose.
1. The World is... a difference of opinion.
2. The rabbit you pulled out of your hat...
left quite a mess in there.
is a poor memory.
is paved by the lowest bidder.
6. I have been hired, wired, tried, and
fired...now I'm just tired.
8. Worry is the fear of looking back
on your life...and seeing something gaining on y0u.
thing...will cause your eyes to cross;
trust me on this one.
10. When you do something, give it a
fancy name... like habitat consultant for
On the road,
'N under the hood,
Sounds so good!
Gotta brand new Corvette,
Ain't missed a payment yet.
One man's poetry is another man's poison.OSCAR WILDE
1. As accurate as a rubber yard stick...
2. As careful as a blind squirrel...
3. Heavier than a rolled-up sidewalk...
4. As enthusiastic as a thong inspector...
On the Universe...
When you there, there isn't any there there.
"There ain't nobody here but us chickens...let's have an
Overheard in Sy Sturdley's Henhouse