The Worst of Sturdley Shinglehammer,

(World's Worst Living Poet)

Darwin Muses...

Orang, orang,

Up in the tree,

Are you more'

Evolved than I?

Is that why you grin,

And wink your eye?

Sturdley Shinglehammer

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A Few Little Known (and used) Abbreviations...

1. COC -Confused Old Coot.

2. FSH- Failed Study Hall .

3. PGO- Profound Grasp of the Obvious.

4. NBD- Needs Burping and Diapering.

5. SCIP- Scratches Crotch In Public.

6. LAME- Lacks Any Mental Equipment.

7. BIFS- Believes In Flying Saucers.

8.MBI-Mind Boggling Incompetence.

9. TOP- Tortoise On Prozac.

10. IAR- In Alcohol Rehab.

11. CME- Can Move Ears.

12. BSMY- Be Still My Heart.

13. SAP- Skunk At Picnic.

14. SDI- Seriously Disturbed Individual.

15. DDD- Digital Ding Dong.

16. DKJ- Doesn't Know Jack.

17. CWP- Chronic Wedgie Problem.

18. ROM- Run Of the Mill.

19. PCL- Pretentious Cat Litter.

20. I-PFB- I-Pod For Brain.

21. LLPOF- Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire.

22. WBB- Way Beyond Blonde.

23. POUL- Pile Of Unwashed Laundry.

24. CWJD- Caught With Jockeys Down.

25. HSB- Hermetically Sealed Brain.

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