1. The blows of life are softened by old friends... and old habits.
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2.The most ominous word in the language is probably... "mostly" as in : Snakes are mostly non-poisonous.
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3. Living is a hereditary disease...
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4. The Creator, after He made man and woman, decided to make the perfect animal...then He made the cat.
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"Yeah...I'm perfect, so what?"
5. Time is Nature's way of making credit card payments ...possible.
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6. Of all the vices...charm is the most admired.
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7. If you have to go back to the drawing board on every project...you are probably better at drawing than projects.
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8. A good rule of thumb is...stop using your thumbs as a ruler.
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9. If you think the loss of your brain would be an irreplaceable loss to the world...start pickling it!
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10. The best anti-depressant is... a poor memory.
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WHAT IF...
1. Your girl friend's ex-boy friend is your parole officer?
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2. The fossilized dinosaur bones you unearthed turned out to be... petrified Big Macs?
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3. You forget where you left your wife...not your keys?
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4. You are told at an "all-you can-eat" buffet that you have eaten enough?
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5. Pretty, pouting Pricilla, poured Perrier profusely over Paul's pale pate.
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