"I've been things and seen places."
MAE WEST
1. The truth will be stranger even...than your relatives.
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2. A man cannot be too rich or too handsome...
he can be too ugly though.
3. Light your candles at both ends...in case one goes out.
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4. If the world is a school what I want to know is...
when is recess.
5. Two's company...three is "The Muskateers."
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6. These days you don't know whether things are...
fakes, genuine imitations, or authentic replicas.
7. You can't take your life back...if you don't remember where you left it.
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8. Don't let the weeds clog up your garden...or your mind.
incoherently.
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10. In life, night follows day...desire follows sales.
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"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel."
OSCAR LEVANT
"When men are free to do as they choose, they usually imitate each other."
ERIC HOFFER
"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself."
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
"A creative artist works on his next composition because he is not satisfied with his previous one."
DIMITRI SHOSTAKOVICH
Friends we are today,
And friends we will always be,
For I am wise to you,
And you can see through me.
From: Toasts For Every Occasion ed. by Jennifer Rahel Conover
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Copyright HTStone 2010
