No. 43

 COUNT SNEAKY'S GENERIC MAXIMS...

NUMBER FORTY THREE...

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song. A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania."

 DOROTHY PARKER 

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1. You could be in trouble if...what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas, but followed you home.

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2. Let reality be your teacher...and hope she doesn't keep you after school.

3. The best things in life are not free...but you can charge them.

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4. He who hesitates...is usually well informed.

5. Thank God for computers...without them everything would be "human error."

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6. Love conquers all...except mortgage 

and credit card balances.

7. If you think you're on the right track...let 'er roll!

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8. To charm the socks off someone...

first make sure you remove their shoes.

9. Relax...all the adults have

left the room.

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10. Chopping wood for someone else will warm you up...even if you don't have a fireplace.

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Blog By Special appointment to HRH Marie of Roumania

THE PROVERBIAL DOROTHY PARKER

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THEORY

Into love and out again,

Thus I went, and thus I go.

Spare your voice, and hold your pen--

Well and bitterly I know

All the songs were ever sung,

All the words were ever said;

Could it be, when I was young,

Some one dropped me on my head?

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"Because of circumstances, I didn't finish high school. But, by God, I read."
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UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite and undying...
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
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GRANDE PASSION
If you should break your beauteous nose,
My love would perish, I suppose;
Or did your hair go limp and straight,
I might again be celibate.
Were you to slide your step, and peer,
You'd see my little back, I fear;
But lose, my love, your soul and sense...
I should not know the difference.
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THIS IS 
ON ME.
(Proposed epitaph for her tombstone.)
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