This post is the fiftieth week of posting for me. Much has happened to me and my wife in this time and I hope to continue the pace and post material to give you a smile, a laugh, and and occasional guffaw. Thank you all and please continue to drop by.
The candles and gas lights will always be on.
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1. My Ouija Board refuses to answer my questions on the grounds...that it might incriminate me.
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2. Don't go out on a limb...unless you are
a squirrel.
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3. Don't turn over a new leaf...until you have read the last one carefully.
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4. While I was thinking out of the box...
they flattened the sucker and recycled it.
5. Guess what...it's up to you to make
your life interesting.
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6. The probability of finding your true self
is...about the same as losing your false self.
7. Nothing is as far away...as yesterday and tomorrow.
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8. Your "in depth" research should include...
more than the yellow pages.
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9. Do one thing well...and make sure you get the credit for it.
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10. The measurement of a person's achievement should not be awards on the wall...
but, man, they look good!
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In Bram Stoker's Victorian novel, Dracula has a mustache, as most of the men did at that time...but no movie Dracula has ever had a mustache.
Think it over as you talk among yourselves.
Here's a flash for you science fans, right -handed people
tend to chew on the right side of their mouth.
How much did this brilliant study cost the taxpayers?
Party politics is the most narrow-minded occupation in the world.
A guy raised in a straight jacket is a corkscrew compared to a
thick-headed Party politician.
WILL ROGERS, March 1925
"There is very little dignity, very little sportsmanship, or very little
anything in politics. It's only: Get the job and hold it!"
WILL ROGERS, Nov. 1932
I am pleased to announce the newest blog on the block,"
THE COUNT SNEAKY BRONZE AWARD FOR WHATEVER.
My very own award, soon to be coveted; or ignored; or despised.
It will be awarded(?) from time to time to anyone I deem worthy for
reasons of my own. There are no requirements whatsoever.
You might, if you like, write an acknowledgement or a decline of award
statement, or nothing at all, if you prefer. The first recipient of the
Award is my friend, Gary Phillip Pennick of "Klahanie. blogspot.com"
for being Gary, a good friend!
Huzzah!
(APPLAUSE)
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