Why is it no one ever sent me yet
One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always my luck to get
One perfect rose.
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DOROTHY PARKER
1. The World is... a difference of opinion.
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2. The rabbit you pulled out of your hat...
left quite a mess in there.
is a poor memory.
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4. Humor is life...in work clothes.
5. Remember the road to Hell...
5. Remember the road to Hell...
is paved by the lowest bidder.
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6. I have been hired, wired, tried, and
fired...now I'm just tired.
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7. You are a person of interest...to the universe.
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8. Worry is the fear of looking back
on your life...and seeing something gaining on y0u.
thing...will cause your eyes to cross;
trust me on this one.
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10. When you do something, give it a
fancy name... like habitat consultant for
handyman.
Runnin' The Road
By Sturdley Shinglehammer,
the world's worst poet.
On the road,
'N under the hood,
Motor's hummin',
Sounds so good!
Gotta brand new Corvette,
Ain't missed a payment yet.
One man's poetry is another man's poison.OSCAR WILDE
A Few Metaphors You're Welcome To...***
1. As accurate as a rubber yard stick...
2. As careful as a blind squirrel...
3. Heavier than a rolled-up sidewalk...
4. As enthusiastic as a thong inspector...
5. As good as saltines and sardines...
On the Universe...
When you there, there isn't any there there.
GERTRUDE STEIN
"There ain't nobody here but us chickens...let's have an
egg roll!"
Overheard in Sy Sturdley's Henhouse
The award above was awarded to me for being me.
It is my very own award, soon to be coveted; or ignored; or despised.It will be awarded(?) from time to time to anyone I deem worthy forreasons of my own. There are no requirements whatsoever.
