No.87

     1. I went the extra mile...now I'm really tired.

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2. Go yeast, young man...start a bakery.

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3. Rules for life...always double space.

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4. Things that don't exist...can, nevertheless,

be named.

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5. If you see crocodile tears...you're too close to the crocodile.

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6. Getting ahead of the curve can mean... running off the road and into the trees.

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7. Quit politics and you wind up...in the lobby.

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8. You're a success if...you own your own tuxedo.
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9. Beware, the devil's workshop is... a non-union sweatshop.

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10. It's better to be kempt...than unkempt.

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WORK
Ol' alarm clock,
Wakes the brain.
 Welcome to the
Race Insane.
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Both feet
Hit the floor
And stumble
To the bathroom door.
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Put on a shirt
Try to find a tie
  Out there, it's
Root hog or die.
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Burn the toast
Fry the egg
Wipe the butter
Off your leg.
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Get in the car
Slam the door
Push the pedal
To the floor.
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Hit the freeway
Get in line
Grab the cell phone
It's a quarter to nine
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Park the car
Out of gas
Remember, this day
Too will pass.
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STURDLEY SHINGLEHAMMER
(World's worst living poet)

Count Sneaky and Helen

   

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