Monday, March 8, 2010

A FEW OBSERVATIONS OF
CORRECTED VISION

1. While the mice are away the cat will starve.
2. If you want to tell others where you stand,
make sure you know where to sit!
3. A day is only as long as you are awake.
4. A slip of the tongue can cause anyone to fall.
5. Out of the mouths of babes, comes drool!
6. Cherish your illusions!
7. Give me more stuff. I'll find a place for it.
8. Man's best friend is a Tylenol.
9. Do not get behind the 8-ball or an 18-wheeler.
10.Get it in writing or cash!
11. Common sense is uncommon.
12. Stick to your guns, but make sure
they're loaded.
13. You can't take it with you, but it's worth
a chance!
 
14. Love is a cure for finding something to do
with your time.

15. Eternity can feel like forever.
16. Of two evils, choose the one you
haven't tried.
17. Discover your hidden passions and
laugh at them!
18. Them that has gets. Them that don't, dont!
19. Exceed your goals by setting them very low.
20. Put your self in someone else's shoes and
run like hell.
21. Other's advice can come in handy, if
they use it.
22. A good deed is its own reward and not
much else.
23. A marriage bound by money, only lasts as long
as your money.

24. Meditation is the art of pushing your
reset button.
25. Don't change horses in mid-stream unless
you can swim.
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2 comments:

nothing profound said...

Love the wit and irreverence, Count! Some are so funny! "A day is only as long as you're awake" is one I particularly think we old codgers can understand.

"Love is a cure for finding something to do with your time" How true!

"Discover your hidden passions and laugh at them." Real wisdom in that one.

"A good deed is its own reward and not much else." That one really made me laugh.

stargo said...

偉大的致富萬能之鑰,正是幫你充分掌握自己心志所必須的自律自制..................................................