Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
You're not pleasing me at all;
I know you cannot lie, forsooth,
But can't you slightly bend the truth?
NORA B. KATHRINS
1. Apologize sincerely and if that doesn'twork...send in the clowns.
2. Take the heat...but get the heck out
of the kitchen.
3. Spend your life as if you were...
buying good will.
4. Perhaps then,the meaning of life is...
death and taxes.
5. Experience is the best teacher...if the
manual is not available, and you have good
health and life insurance.
6. He was so cool... he had cup-holders
on his stroller.
7. I keep telling myself to do this or that...
but myself doesn't listen.
8. A writer must know how to...sew a split infinitive back together.
9. If you've tried all seven deadly sins...
which one is your favorite?
10. If you have a bird in hand... don't try
driving a manual transmission.
"Buy land. They ain' t making any more of the stuff."
"You can't say civilizations don't advance, because they
kill you in a new way in each way."
"Today it is fashionable to talk about the poor...
unfortunately, it is not fashionable to talk to them"
"I have given up reading books; I find it takes my
mind off myself."
"I was for the bill before I was against it. But in all fairness, my vote was mistakenly cast in my absence by my assistant Trisha Bleachly, or I would have cast my vote before I was for the bill I was once against and I have been consistently for over the last session and I regret the confusion of my views caused by Miss Bleachly who knew my position against this bill that I was against consistently and well as for before I was ...
uh, uh, and I will make my views clear just as soon as t he issue is cleared up by the majority leader. Thank you, my fellow Americans."
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Stands the New Development of,
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Contact: Minnie Hahah
at Laughing Waters Realty,
Downtown next to the Wayside Inn
under the spreading chestnut tree.
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