"Science has not found a cure for the pun." Robert Byrne
1. Never lose your sense of humor...everything else can be replaced.
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2. Love makes the world go around... gravity comes in second
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3. If you look for a better tomorrow...you're overlooking doing better today.
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4. Power brings along with it abuse and anguish... aren't you glad you don't have to worry about that.
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5. A good man is hard to find...they hide in plain sight.
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6. You can hear that inner voice...when the battery in your hearing aid goes dead.
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7. You won't know what time it is if ...you keep your sun-dial in a closet.
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8. A penny for your thoughts...that's twice what they are worth.
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9. Nine out of ten doctors agree...that they're doctors.
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10. Ask your mirror...your friends won't tell you.
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OSCAR WILDE
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"I distinctly remember forgetting that." CLARA BARTON
The study of the moon is called selenology after the Greek goddess of the moon: Celine Dion.
LIFE
I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody too?
Then there's a pair of us-don't tell.
They'd banish us, you know.
How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog,
To tell your name the live long day,
To an admiring bog!
EMILY DICKINSON
"Money can't buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair." DOROTHY PARKER
"It's unbecoming for young men to utter maxims." ARISTOTLE
No problem here.
Copyright 2010 H.T. Stone
2 comments:
Thank you, Count Sneaky! I really needed the reminder of number one because my sense of humour took a beating today!
I love the Wilde 'experience' quotation. Great list, Count.
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