Thursday, September 30, 2010

No.23


"Science has not found a cure for the pun."  Robert Byrne


1.  Never lose your sense of humor...everything else can be replaced.
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2.  Love makes the world go around... gravity comes in second
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3.  If you look for a better tomorrow...you're overlooking doing better today.
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4.  Power brings along with it abuse and anguish... aren't you glad you don't have to worry about that.
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5.  A good man is hard to find...they hide in plain sight.
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6.  You can hear that inner voice...when the battery in your hearing aid goes dead.
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7. You won't know what time it is if ...you keep your sun-dial in a closet.
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8. A penny for your thoughts...that's twice what they are worth.
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9.  Nine out of ten doctors agree...that they're doctors.
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10. Ask your mirror...your friends won't tell you.
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"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
OSCAR WILDE




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"I distinctly remember forgetting that."  CLARA BARTON


The study of the moon is called selenology after the Greek goddess of the moon: Celine Dion.


LIFE

I'm nobody! Who are you?

Are you nobody too?

Then there's a pair of us-don't tell.

They'd banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody!

How public, like a frog,

To tell your name the live long day,

To an admiring bog!

EMILY DICKINSON


"Money can't buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."  DOROTHY PARKER


"It's unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."  ARISTOTLE
No problem here.
Copyright 2010 H.T. Stone







2 comments:

TALON said...

Thank you, Count Sneaky! I really needed the reminder of number one because my sense of humour took a beating today!

Fran said...

I love the Wilde 'experience' quotation. Great list, Count.