"I often quote myself. It adds spice to the conversation."
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
1. Prevention is free...but
insurance pays for the cure.
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2. Few things in life are as misunderstood...
as the semi-colon.
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3. To insure a happy marriage
there are two rules...
hers and hers.
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4. Mouse Potatoe...One who
spends too much time on the computer and never uses
the spell-checker.
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5. Don't text and drive...unless
it's your last will
and testament.
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6. Have dinner by candle-light...
then pay your electric bill.
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7. Never refer to temptations...
as opportunities.
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8. Never arrive at a conclusion
before your wife...if you do, pass
the time until she gets there
with a few rounds of golf.
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9. There is great satisfaction in
doing things right...but not
great profits.
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10. Many of life's lessons...require homework.
DOMESTICATED WIT...
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
OSCAR WILDE
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"His insomnia is so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
ARTHUR BAER
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" I never married because there was no need...I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
MARIE CORRELLI
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, any more than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
JEAN KERR
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"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
LOUIS GRIZZARD
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Count Sneaky and Helen
Lucy the Beagle
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"Did you see that dog?"
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